chaotic neutral

remember to react, charlie brown.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[omegaverse]

My first word was Kafkaesque. The doctors agreed that I knew too much so to silence me they placed me back in the womb and told no one of it. But I remember

[nflstreet]

[flightpatterns]

heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’” 

[jumex]

Just a couple thots while I’m still sober…..apathy is not radical. Beauty can be and often is boring. You can go home if you’re not having fun. Thank you for listening , thank me for speaking

[imp]

hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A D.

[theocseason4]

KING MOVES

[theocseason4]

[mizoguchi]

[ambientwitch]

gym class was about getting so good at not being noticed that you were always the last one left on your team during dodgeball and everyone was begging you to throw balls at people but you simply could not and did not want to throw balls at people

[brucefromfamilyguy]

me to god

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[first day as a pilot]

me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for

co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed

[certainwoman]

no offence but i just need four walls and adobe slabs for my girls 

[997]

straight pride parade has been around for like 15 years… its called greys anatomy