Thoughts and Shares

Because i felt like making a tumblr

[imineffible]

Alastor textposts pt 14

Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 | Pt 5 | Pt 6 | Pt 7 | Pt 8 | Pt 9 | Pt 10 | Pt 11 | Pt 12 | Pt 13 | Pt 15 | Pt 16 | Pt 17 | Pt 18 | Pt 19

**Special thanks to @cycopompadour for sending me the textpost for the last one!

[elsa-fogen]

YESSSSS IT COME TRUE (i still can't get over this frame)

[morpheuskibbe]

And he lost to the shark

Vox: i sleep

Shok.Wav: REAL SHIT!!!

[pukicho]

Sighh...

[pukicho]

I said sighhh...

[idekwthmuistb]

What's wrong king?

[pukicho]

Leave me alone. I don't want to talk about it.

[pukicho]

Sigh

[morpheuskibbe]

facebook teenaged girls from the late 2000s

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[were--ralph]

loving this elon drag

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

educate me tumblr

[dat-physics-gal]

There is (probably, by current models) a state of degenerate matter in neutron stars called nuclear pasta, and that’s exactly what it sounds like. They are atomic nuclei condensed into varying configurations increasing in density as you go towards the core, and these configurations are named after different types of pasta due to the surface level similarity.

there are:

-the gniocci phase, where some nuclei stick together into blobs of 2 or 3 nuclei, just like gniocci tend to do

-the spaghetti phase, where they form long strings

-the lasagna phase, where they form connected sheets

-the bucatini phase, where it’s solid except for some holes

and

-the swiss cheese phase, where it’s solid except for a few empty bubbles

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I ASSUME YOU WERE JUST STRINGING WORDS TOGETHER BUT WIKIPEDIA BACKS YOU UP

I REMAIN UNCONVINCED PHYSICISTS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO NAME THINGS

[morpheuskibbe]

Are you kidding? I’m now convicted that Physicists should be required to name ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!!

[pukicho]

Puki why are you so famous

I’m not THAT famous. I’m no Cregan Osonave

[scav828-deactivated20240831]

Who is Cregan Osonave?

[pukicho]

I made that up

[morpheuskibbe]

So he’s literally noone? and you aren’t that?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i recommend keeping an eye on New Zealand news. not bc of politics or anything, but bc of the HILARIOUS DISCOURSE happening over the 2020 Bird Of The Year Contest. someone called the kiwi a Fat Flightless Fuck. the white-faced heron was accused of racism. voter fraud is rampant 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i wasn’t exaggerating. a black-billed gull instagram account has been badmouthing kiwis. people are getting emotional about kererus. special interest groups have gotten involved. an adult toy store just endorsed a small, polyamorous bird with unusually large testes. this is the only vote-rigging scandal you should care about

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UPDATE: Thousands of fake votes were submitted, including 1,500 votes traced back to a single person voting for the kiwi. After a bitter campaign sullied by scandal, the Kakapo, aka the world’s fattest parrot, has been elected. Say hello to this fat, flightless frick FRIEND

[morpheuskibbe]

Is that one of those birds that raped that guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so it turns out mistletoe is a PARASITE plant, and that is innately HILARIOUS. “kiss me under this spiky tree-killing, yeah babe that’s so hot, that’s ROMANCE” 

[edibleglueisnice]

People have been romanticizing Death and destruction since forever, get use to it buddy. smh.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i feel abashed and reprimanded, thank you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

literally the first 3 comments

[morpheuskibbe]

Are they fans of ‘overly sarcastic productions’ ? cause that channel explained all of that.

[morpheuskibbe]

Google refuses to talk to any actual youtubers about problems faced by youtubers

https://youtu.be/Qtkj1oQ8DhI

[ayot4life]

Yo! @staff

Why do all the black hash tags no longer exist?

And yet we still have all of these…

You have some explaining to do staff

[naran-ja-deactivated20161104]

I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE. Black girls doesn’t even fucking work. Please boost this guys! PLEASE!

[emotionalsinusoide]

I died

[summerbun]

😂😂💖

[morpheuskibbe]

nevermind i found it. and the full rez

[emotionalsinusoide]

I died

[summerbun]

😂😂💖

[morpheuskibbe]

Have the slightly higher quality version.  There’s a second one too but can’t find it 

[andthenyourealizethat]

if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life

[morpheuskibbe]

But you can't die in Wii sports resort

[aoiremart-deactivated20181215]

Operation Dinnertime (part 6/?) - [ENG]

👈 Part 1: here

👈 Part 2: here

👈 Part 3: here

👈 Part 4: here

👈 Part 5: here

📂 Leggi in ITALIANO: ❌

🔎 HD pages on Patreon: here

It feels a little off to publish something on Tumblr, on a time like this. Things haven’t been nice for us lately, especially on this platform, but we keep going despite everything. All our comics are important, but I believe Operation Dinnertime is especially dear to our heart, so it’s always a pleasure to share new pages with all of you. 💕

See you soon with a “special surprise”!

👉 Useful links: here 👈

[paperclipbutterfly]

*squints* Waaaaaait a second. What… is… this…?

Continua a leggere

[aoimotion]

An attentive mind deserves recognition. 😌

[morpheuskibbe]

Thats a phone number located in or around the city of Hatfield in the United Kingdom.

[morpheuskibbe]

Markiplier MUST play this

https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-office-prank-remastered

[morpheuskibbe]

Bridezilla: A Dramatic Reading

[memestashhash]

[sweetvixenellie-deactivated2018]

I’m in my 30s and I have never seen this thing in my life.

[toms-foolery-incorporated]

I was like 5 when we had these guys around and I’m 22.

[morpheuskibbe]

Does it say 8+2=18?