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Rook | any/all | 20s | Mostly just reblog stuff, sometimes write things.

[clickityweasel]

the jig is up! he's been had! 40 year old child losing teeth, nothing to worry about

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[thecactifindahome]

[d1g1t4l-c4d4v3r]

One of the reason's I love Lisa Frankenstein is the fact that she gets more goth as the film progresses instead of losing her individuality like a lot of teen protagonists do

[victusinveritas]

"Close Personal Friend Mr. Drugs" has had me roaring with laughter for the last few minutes.

[liberalsarecool]

There is no product. It's a scam sold as "you need to act now or everyone will pass you by".

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[ashleeabutton]

Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they publish questionable card games

[gaslit-dipshits]

Man at City Council Meeting Makes Devastating Case Against Proposed Local Data Center

A former programmer spoke up during a city council meeting in a small town in Ohio, making a well-articulated argument against data centers.

[jessica-problems]

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

[sunburnt-brian]

[sreegs]

stolen from prev @fallout-lou-begas 's tags

[captain-price-returns]

this comic is 30 years old

[tzikeh]

this comic is nearly 40 years old

[somecunttookmyurl]

when it's "the most significant solar eclipse since 1999" but you live in scotland

[somecunttookmyurl]

periodically nipping back over to the bedroom window to see if there's been any improvement in the cloud situation

if anything i think it's worse now actually

[akinari-kashihara]

My fuck ass nothinggggggg

[somecunttookmyurl]

this is so fucking funny imagine voluntarily coming up here to look at the sky

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[souplover13]

image: cropped caption of a tiktok. "POV: you're a content creator and your kids can now sense when a sweet moment is about to become content...and immediately shut you down 😂". end ID.

[setulose]

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

[tlirsgender]

Yknow I never finished reading the fowl twins & I really truly think it just wasn't hitting the same for me because they're too normal. Artemis Fowl was huge for the lonely 11 year old community & here come these two cunts with their reformed parents or whatever & it's lost the appeal completely. Artemis Fowl is for severely neglected preteens who feel like they were born wrong. If your y/a protag isn't fucked up what's the point

[foolscapper]

let's do this again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again-

[darkerthandarknesstyle93]

my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since

[anxietyproblem]

[attacus-atlas-the-moth]

get peer reviewed