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If I ever respond to you w just a heart emoji it's not meant to be dismissive. I'm bumping my shoulder against yours bc I like you. I am blinking slowly at you like a cat.

vergak

Sex line operator: You take off your pants? *sound of dice rolling* in your rush you catch your foot in the leg and trip yourself. You are prone on the floor. I cast Power Word Cum.

paramar

there can't be that many five letter words.

paramar

all of us when the wordle of the day finally is penis

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alittledesi

cungadero

thanks for letting me talk about a piece of media i love with you and responding in earnest interest with the intent of checking it out for yourself because of my recommendation. also how do you feel about being kissed directly on the mouth

shesnake

—Are you a lesbian? —Not strictly.

georgecuntstanza-deactivated202

Live🧍‍♂️, laugh 🤣, lobotomy 🧠🔨

lady-redhaired

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

honeeb33

you’re all acting like “What the frickin ding dang gosh darn dilly willy hecking shark juice banana chicanery hootin tootin rasberry frickin FUCK” wasn’t one of the best bits of the recent episode and thats sad

thegaycondor

Anyway, I love Travis McElroy.

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lovecrumbss

carol rabe - kim cogan - carol rabe - wayne thiebaud - peter brown - laura lacambra shubert - thomas ruckstuhl - ekaterina popova

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shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?