Texas Momtears

The next time you think you should speak, shut up.

[assassinregrets]

someone online: everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho 

[bob-belcher]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[sixpenceee]

Someone painted Patrick over the old Soviet star on top of a building in Voronezh, Russia overnight. The police is investigating this act of “vandalism”.

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[kmalmsy]

Check out @HammerFist3's Tweet:

[kmalmsy]

anxiety: beware

me: ?? can u be more specific

anxiety: :)

[beckette]

i see yr “ted cruz is the zodiac killer” theory and raise u a “ted cruz is literally every serial killer” theory.

[madammonkey]

[mygrandmotherspiano]

Tenors, you’re fishing for your notes. And I don’t like it when tenors fish for their notes, because they fish with TNT.

My piano teacher on the conductor’s podium for our choir (via mygrandmotherspiano)

[mcloserpants]

*in choir*

sopranos: guys I think I can hit that note!

everyone else: oh no

sopranos: *SCREECHING*

[thelifeofavocalperformancemajor]

What you hear a lot if you tell someone you're majoring in Music...

[kmalmsy]

Me: *has one practice session*

Me: why have i not improved an insane amount and mastered my instrument already

[kmalmsy]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[adulthoodisokay]

I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.

[kingofeternalfreedom]

[officialwhitegirls]