Evolution is a lie, I shouldn't be alive
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Evolution is a lie, I shouldn't be alive
Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off
Mary knew Dean wasn't straight ever since he, five-year-old at the moment, came home and informed that he had a serious matter to talk about with her. "I love Cas," Dean said. "His eyes are pretty, mommy, and he always lets me have a bite of his sandwich, and he smiles when I call him cute, and I gave him those blue flowers that are in your garden (they are blue just like his eyes!) and he kissed my cheek and mommy, I wanna marry him." When Dean comes out to her years later, she's not surprised.
mary and dean is my weakness omg ok
"Mom, I’m—I’m dating Cas."
At the counter, Mary stills. Dean freezes too.
She suddenly whirls around, narrowing her eyes. Dean winces, waiting for the fireworks.
"What day is it?"
He blinks. What?
"W-what?" He stutters out.
"What day is it?" Mary asks again, calmly wiping her hands on a towel. "The fifth, right?"
"Um…" Dean counts in his head, utterly bewildered. "Yeah?"
"Okay." Mary smiles, turning back to the counter. "Three months exactly then."
Dean stares at her, completely confused.
Three months from what?
He had rehearsed this conversation in his mind so many times, but of all the possible reactions he had come up with responses to, that definitely wasn’t one of them.
He sighs.
"Mom—"
"So when are you going to have him over for dinner?"
Dean blanks again.
"I mean, I know Cas is over here practically every other day, but now we can do it properly." She brings the apples over to the cutting board and starts slicing them into neat little chunks, smiling slightly. "Sam can interrogate him and I can ask all those embarrassing questions and—"
"Mom," Dean blurts. "Why aren’t you freaking out?"
Mary pauses, looking up. “Hmm?”
Dean wrings his hands, avoiding her eyes.
"Cas’s parents totally freaked out, so why aren’t you freaking out?”
Mary frowns.
"They did? Hmm. Maybe I should have a talk with them—"
"MOM!"
”What, Dean?” She turns to him, planting her hands on her hips. “Do you want me to freak out?”
Oh no. She’s putting on the Mom Voice, which means Dean is ten seconds away from crumpling. Dammit.
"No, I just—"
He fumbles for the words. Mary watches him, an eyebrow raised.
"You just…" He swallows.
"Don’t seem surprised," he finishes lamely.
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This is what happens when you let your employees play their music in the mornings
really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
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really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
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happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
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no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.
Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks
Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred
imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks
Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.
Now imagine a ballsack. All hairy and saggy due to gravity pulling it down all its life. Imagine a hairy, saggy ballsack swinging freely in the wind unencumbered by thoughts of tally marks or dolphin centaurs.
Imagine there’s no heaven. It’s easy if you try.
no hell below us, above us only sky.
Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.
In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.
this actually has 9000 notes
9000 people genuinely reblogged this
wow.
reblogging it anyway
even more reason to reblog
okay... so you guys have to help me out here.....
I hate (almost) everyone I know, including myself, but then there are these two fucking amazing friends I got that knows I hate everyone, (both of them loves everyone) and I cannot explain how much I love these people and I need to know that I'm not alone in this.... that I'm not alone in hating everyone exept just a few?
“When I was a kid, before my mom died…” Dean confesses in a quiet murmur. “There were two things I was drawn to in particular. One of them was angels. The other was stars.”
The night is quiet and presses into them, but does so in no way that is suffocating. The metal of the Impala is cool under their hands where they sit on the flat hood, both looking toward the sky. Castiel directs his gaze to Dean.
“Angels and stars?” he asks, imploring.
Dean nods and shrugs with an air of causality, though he can’t quite meet Castiel’s eye. He doesn’t elaborate.
Castiel smiles a soft smile and adds the information to his already collected pile of things he keeps about Dean in the most intimate part of his mind.
Dean Winchester: the boy saved by an angel and sown together with stardust.
It’s all very fitting.
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do other people pronounce “your” and “ur” differently in their head or is that just me
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Okay so my freind and I want him so badly! So if anyone have a recipe to a milkshake that works, PLEASE GIVE ME! or if anyone knows him, PLEASE GIVE ME!