books-and-dogs

Days since I have tripped/run into something: 0

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[glitch1920]

[evil-tboys]

[pisshandkerchief]

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[dailyshirbert]

It’s too bad you’ve been so awful to him. He might have asked you to dance.

If I wanted him to ask me, which I don’t, he certainly would. Gilbert Blythe would stand on his head for me if I asked him to.

I bet you couldn’t get him to dance with you.

All right, Diana, if you insist.

[sacred-portal]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"sidewalk chalk" (2007), kristin krause

[zegalba]

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[de-activated-offical]

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[thatscarletflycatcher]

[distance-does-not-matter]

reading Anne of Green Gables for the first time is so funny bc Anne is primarily a sweet, eager, earnest, dramatic, imaginative child who’s taking the world with open arms and loving life, and also she’s trying to explode Gilbert Blythe with her mind

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it

[blushingxfae]

Me when there's a monday after sunday again: