wtf

Hi im eva

[iguanamouth]

U H A V E A T R A S H B L O G

[surprisebitch]

this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

[wiszvnheimer]

I’m will

[aeivuh]

ig: eva.cvetko

[puppetwithapistol-deactivated20]

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[aeivuh]

as i reach for a peach🍑

ig: eva.cvetko

[aeivuh]

follow my instagram: @eva.cvetko

[viviae]

[serperoir]

rip vine :(

[aznpnoiboy]

No this is really is the one compilation to reblog.

[sandandglass]

[boss-hoody]

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

[garykingoftheworld-deactivated2]

This is his father.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

[kabber]

The Boulder Johnson

[bulbabushka]

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver

“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that

[emmmpty]

Perfect

[the-neon-pineapple]

you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class

“maybe they poisoned you” maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

[dapperpea]

My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.

“did I lock the door-”

captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door

[zetsubonna]

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

[merelyimmortal]

I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady

“god hates you because you don’t believe in him” “your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone” “everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”

thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off

[thatoneqprblog-blog]

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

[disabledfeministvoice]

Reblogging this for a friend.

[babybrannen]

[bergdorfsworld]

[officialinternet]

[kmsfmletc]

thanks phoebe

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

SO I FUCKED UP THE VOCALS ON DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN NOW AND UH THIS ONE MIGHT BE WORSE

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

This sounds like it’s being sang by one of those annoying white girls whining while having sex in porn.

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I REGRET MY LIFE

[monicas]

[they-call-me-nita]

[dogwithsharperteeth-deactivated]

Okay. What else did you get? And what was the damage?

[soggybottomranch-deactivated201]

I got the kids non fluoride toothpaste

[vanpocalypse-deactivated2018041]

I win! It is our anniversary today, sucka.

[sliverofjade-deactivated2018121]

Fuck this day sideways with a goat spoon

[hidingunderchairs]

No slips or tumbles today I hope!

[rpgwizzard]

You still good for next Saturday?

[geekghoulsmash]

Oh no! I’m sorry.

[nudityandnerdery]

Oh, wait, I should have read the whole headline, whoooooops.

[geeksofdoom]

Space is no longer a luxury we are afforded.

[momosteele]

mmmhm that’s happening indeed

[kmsfmletc]

did u eat the last cupcake?

[uundo]