i don't do bad sauce passes
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will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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Wisconsin player Nigel Hayes whispers comment into hot mic about a woman in the press room, realizes the whole room heard him.
awwwwww
I think it’s so adorable that he covered his face. I wanna pinch his cheek.
1. Count all your time as time to be used and make every attempt to get satisfaction out of every moment. 2. Find something to enjoy in whatever you do. 3. Try to be an optimist and seek out the good in your life. 4. Find ways to build on your successes. 5. Stop regretting your failures and start learning from your mistakes. 6. Remind yourself, “There is always enough time for the important things.” If it is important, you should be able to make time to do it. 7. Continually look at ways of freeing up your time. 8. Examine your old habits and search for ways to change or eliminate them. 9. Try to use waiting time productively: review notes or do practice problems. 10. Keep paper or a calendar with you to jot down the things you have to do or notes to yourself. 11. Examine and revise your lifetime goals on a monthly basis and be sure to include progress towards those goals on a daily basis. 12. Put up reminders in your home or office about your goals. 13. Always keep those long term goals in mind. 14. Plan your day each morning or the night before and set priorities for yourself. 15. Maintain and develop a list of specific things to be done each day, set your priorities and the get the most important ones done as soon in the day as you can. Evaluate your progress at the end of the day briefly. 16. Look ahead in your month and try and anticipate what is going to happen so you can better schedule your time. 17. Try rewarding yourself when you get things done as you had planned, especially the important ones. 18. Do first things first. 19. Have confidence in yourself and in your judgement of priorities and stick to them no matter what. 20. When you catch yourself procrastinating-ask yourself, “What am I avoiding?” 21. Start with the most difficult parts of projects, then either the worst is done or you may find you don’t have to do all the other small tasks. 22. Catch yourself when you are involved in unproductive projects and stop as soon as you can. 23. Find time to concentrate on high priority items or activities. 24. Concentrate on one thing at a time. 25. Put your efforts in areas that provide long term benefits. 26. Push yourself and be persistent, especially when you know you are doing well. 27. Think on paper when possible-it makes it easier to review and revise. 28. Be sure and set deadlines for yourself whenever possible. 29. Delegate responsibilities whenever possible. 30. Ask for advice when needed.
Source Unknown (via hexaneandheels)
I AM SCREAMING
Someone ‘bout to get a face full of Black Widow boot
that poor sonofabitch is about to be destroyed.
- Buy lace underwear and model it around at home. You’re a goddess, own it. - Realize the fact that if somebody can’t see your virtues doesn’t it mean you don’t have them. - Pamper yourself. Fill the bathtub with hot water, throw in a bath bomb, jump in, play some music and enjoy. Exfoliate your skin, wash your hair, use a hair mask. Don’t dare to leave the bathroom till you’ve polished every single inch of your body. Try to polish your soul too. - Remember situations you faced in the past. Realize they’re not a big deal anymore. That bad anxiety you had two months ago suddenly seem so small you might just want to laugh for being so silly, and now it’s over all those tears you cried are the most pointless thing ever. This will happen over and over again, so next time you face a problem remember in a year from now it will be insignificant. - Go for a walk on your own. Walk aimlessly without a finish line. Come back home when you’re tired, no need to hurry. - Doodle. Maybe you think you’re doing not so great at living but your watercolors skills are still on point. - Buy yourself flowers. This one needs no explanation. - Clean bed sheets are always a good idea. - Stare at yourself in a mirror after a long nap and admire how glowing, beautiful and dreamy your face looks. Naps work wonders. - In fact, stare at yourself on a mirror daily. Each time compliment on something. Maybe today you like your hair but don’t enjoy the shape of your lips, but that’s ok because tomorrow you’ll be delighted at how cute your smile is even tho your hair might be a mess. Learn to love you. - Bake cookies just to eat with your fingers the remaining cookie dough. Everybody knows that’s the best part of baking. - Forgive yourself.
Tips for people who feel lost (via saltaconmigo)
And now we’re supposed to go back to our normal lives. That’s what people do. They have these amazing experiences with another person, and then they just go home and clean the bathroom or whatever.
When It Happens (Susane Colasanti)
I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN
Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom: Don't we all.
"I was 18 when I wrote that [Better Than Revenge],” she reminds me. “That’s the age you are when you think someone can actually take your boyfriend. Then you grow up and realise no one takes someone from you if they don’t want to leave."
#TBT to when I made my little sister take “paparazzi” pictures of me for my TMZ themed Myspace in 2007.
You fucker
IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.
here, by request of more than one person:
awwwwwwwwwwa
Britney Spears - Eras (1999 - 2013)
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
PREACH.
I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood.
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