[farfromhomekid-deactivated20200]

I've been waiting MONTHS to share this

[april]

not to be epic but       i am a lesbian

[teathattast]

[everythingfox]

I- what?

[hauntinglesbian]

[valtsv]

“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Thor: Protector of Lesbians

[valtsv]

being in class is like *copies words off the board without understanding any of them* *drinks water* *looks at phone* *doesn’t know what’s going on* *zones out* *realizes 20 minutes have passed* *gets annoyed at people talking* *looks at phone* *drinks water*

[keybladesoras]

ABSOLUTE HIGHLIGHT!

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! :)

me, working under pressure:

[caroldanversenthusiast]

No one:

Absolutely No one:

Brie and Tessa after feeding all the sapphics high quality content:

[ihateiu]

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[cheap-pink-mints]

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

[narwhalsarefalling]

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

[cheap-pink-mints]

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

[narwhalsarefalling]

this is amazing thank you

[megan-cutler]

Threads like this are pretty much the reason I come to Tumblr

[whitepeopletwitter]

[xpectations]

Post a selfie?

in this economy?? you’re crazy

[wellitsnotorigami]

jodie comers’s variety shoot is my new sexuality, religion, tribe, kink and preferred brexit solution

[caroldanversenthusiast]

why yes i am in love with Brie Larson