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As if it isn’t shoved down our throats enough that the dreaded Christmas season is looming over us unnecessarily early in the year, but they really had to go and place an obnoxiously large and bright Christmas tree right in the centre of the village to further force what, let’s face it, is a capitalism based season at this point, on us. Can we just admit how underrated and over exaggerated a time of year it’s become, and go about our normal lives? Thank you.
Text -- Auggie & Knox
Auggie: I'll pay you to take them back.
KNOX: What makes you think i'd be willing to do anything that might positively effect you?
msvaleriedias​:
That is the last thing I’d want, those movies were always quite tacky in my opinion. I’m only wanting to share the spirit and excitement you feel while you are in the city here.Â
In fairness, either way, you’re one of those people I can’t fairly judge, regardless of how questionable your opinions may be on certain subjects. What aspects of Christmas are exciting, supposedly?
aidanstjames​:
That’s fair. If I’m being honest, the only people who should remember me are my siblings but that’s neither here nor there.Â
Siblings aren’t necessarily memorable themselves, so I wouldn’t say that necessarily means anything.
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] You want it all back, or you just looking for some quick fuck to fill some void?Â
[PM]: What if I don’t know the answer to that question?
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] for someone so smart, you’re pretty dumb, we talking about the same guy?? he tells me how much he loves me, how important I am to him, blah blah, you know? the lovey dovey crap yet, he STILL chose you, again, fucked me over to fuck you. I ain’t saying he has a favourite, but It isn’t me, ya feel? we argue, and I’m put in time out, you cheat, and he becomes bffs with your side piece, like still hoping it’s not because he ENJOYs his company, but Is playing the long game,
[PM]: That doesn’t mean he wants it all back, Theo.
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] no?? because Alastair can’t cook for shit, and plus, he misses you, call it a completely selfless act of charity,Â
[PM]: Come on, no he doesn’t.
aidanstjames​:
First night back and I’ve already gotten pulled over for speeding. This isn’t the warm welcome I was expecting at all. For those who don’t know or remember me– I’m Aidan. For those who do remember me– hello. It’s been quite some time.Â
It’s quite bold to assume that anything about this place is memorable, in fact, forgetting is more or less the goal, and in this instance, you have succeeded.
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] because you know I’m right, right? when do we start the reattachment process?Â
[PM]: Why, so we can go through all of it all over again?
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] you’re borderline obsessed with me. It’s okay, I get it, I’d be obsessed with me too.Â
[PM]: You’re making yourself so difficult to talk to.
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] Yeah, that’s what I thought, detached my ass,Â
[PM]: Shut up. I could be if I wanted to be.
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] so, don’t come over, huh?Â
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] You couldn’t, or else you’d still be pulling my hair like a disobedient brat telling me, how much he hates me.Â
[PM]: Yes I could. It’s what i’m best at.
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] bullshit, It’s been moths since you dumped us and got under multiple someone else’s, including my boyfriend, not bitter about it at all, really.Â
[PM]: That’s not to say I still couldn’t. I could.
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] You miss me Nathaniel, sounds like I wasn’t the only one that got attached.Â
[PM]: Getting unattached isn’t hard. I could stop if I wanted to.
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] baby, warm bed, home cooked meals, expensive gifts, getting spooned and forked by two alright looking guy, and dick on tap? of course I got attached.Â
[PM]: Yeah, well that was pretty fucking dumb, wasn’t it?
ffsfuckerman​:
[PM] baby, of course, I missed you, believe it or not, but I actually liked you beyond the mediocre sex, and the culinary expertise in the kitchen.Â
[PM]: Yeah, whatever. You just got too attached.