The King

Hi, I'm an asshole

[whitepeopletwitter]

[karolpilberg]

That 70s Show (1998-2006)

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[hungwy]

Astrology posts are great and all but the real truth is hidden in fortune cookies

[mousenemy]

Fortune cookie says my pussy is tight

[hungwy]

[scandalousladysuggestion]

be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once. 

[mutantschooldropout-deactivated]

me getting a text and calling a lyft

[immortal-maschine]

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

[kaijubrains]

Forbidden nesquik 

[hisakata-resutomoshibi]

Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress. 

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

[immortal-maschine]

why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached

[bobbyshmurdashat-deactivated202]

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[cgpjokes]

[obviousplant]

This toy is too real

[sanicdahegehog]

[loosesealbluths]

[mutablerising]

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

delete this immediately 

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

[crissle]

gussy

[ruinedchildhood]

[grimelords]

I am average american man I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk

[sealcontent]

this is a kgb spy being questioned by the police in 1985

[ladyghostbusters]

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page