Horribly Exuberant

Just hanging out idk 20s, Call Me Sop

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[velvetys]

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

[lenn-ey]

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

[the-kings-of-henrietta]

if you see a bad bitch in the churchyard tonight don't worry. that's my good and personal friend DICK gansey and he's about to have the world's worst meetcute

[targetedknowledge]

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[kneel-mortals]

typed "a big congratulations " and dumbass google ai autocorrected it to "a pig congratulations" shut UP im going to kill you

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[sacred-portal]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

[dearest-lady-disdain]

bold words for a man who has been killing people for eleven episodes straight

[cuppydogshane]

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

[kneel-mortals]

AUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[iwilleatyourenglish]

the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i did it for a bit before he noticed. Paul, the single real estate novelist, and John, who got me a drink for free, went by undetected, but there really is no easy way to sneak in Davey, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he got really exasperated and went "hang on, NO. i KNOW Davey."

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]