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[deanobanion]

“do it for the vine” (2013 - 2016)

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument

[theglowpt1-deactivated20160714]

[clavid]

democracy is no longer a safe option

[jackafz]

everyone around me: *gets things done w their life and is making money*

me: 

[onlytwitterpics]

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

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im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

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CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[tobi-remade-blog]

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

[tobi-remade-blog]

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

[clarkethesharkmacarthur]

[shittyidea]

Take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time

[guy]

pft im not clingy

[krabby-kronicle]

[santas-clauze]

ill never forget how funny this is

[antoniporowski]

Straight White Male: “Hey-”

Me:

[peaceful-barbie]

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

Shoutout to the thick girls who are also thick in the arms and belly and everywhere else that isn’t considered as sexy.

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh