knife anon

i stab homophobes 🔪🔪🔪

[knif3-anonnn]

masterpost 🔪

heyo tumblr, I'm knife anon, and I like knives and stuff

gender is yes, any pronouns. shipping is fine as long as whoever you're shipping me with also thinks it's fine

i actually live in a treehouse which most of you haven't gone to (and just drew. rip anon me. they all know my TRUE identity-) and I sit there and like pet lizards and stuff, yes I've been jumpscared by spiders randomly

i have a pet cat whom I call motherfucker, mfer for short. if anyone is rude to her i will stab them

any interpretation of me is fine, love to see other perspectives. but i consider the @asteroid-fruitcup design canon.

[a-tian]

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

[mageless]

🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

[knif3-anonnn]

soo i did it. what do you think.

@corndogguyofficial

[s1llyanon]

all hail the anon cult

[fomoanon]

hi guys i got fomo and joined you guys with the blog stuff mwahaha >:)

[knif3-anonnn]

SKY ANON WHERE YOU AT

[knif3-anonnn]

@thatskyanon

please reblog this we’ll have the whole crew it would be so funny please

[thatskyanon]

Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!

[knif3-anonnn]

YOOOOOO

[s1llyanon]

THE CULT IS COMPLETE!!1!!!

[cutecreachureblog]

YAYYY ALL MY HOMIES GOT BLOGS NOW

[knif3-anonnn]

we consider you an anon. and @asteroid-fruitcup at this point too you guys are so involved

the deadly trio can now. idfk. do something. is silly anon still passed out

[hungryanon]

THE ANON CULT!!!

[snow-an0n]

Hey there!!

[curryvo-fandom-deactivated20250]

*appears*

[thedeadanon]

Well I guess i'm an part-

[hmph-anon]

from left to right @snow-an0n @s1llyanon @hungryanon @curryvo-fandom @knif3-anonnn @fomoanon @asteroid-fruitcup @thatskyanon @thedeadanon @cutecreachureblog ...and me

[thedeadanon]

Ha! I'm taller than all of you guys 😎

[curry-vo-isnotanon]

I see you reblog with tags

[rebloggleswithtags]

i do in fact reblog with tags… MOST OF THE TIME sometimes i don’t for certain reasons

[curry-vo-isnotanon]

also this is @curryvo-fandom

[rebloggleswithtags]

i know

[curryvo-again]

AHHH THE OLD TIMES (x2)

[knif3-anonnn]

no fucking wayyyyyhuaroadjifkadrgjojoijoijojkajhgfdsfcvgbhjkhuygtrdesfdxcbvhjkifsknrejuigfybhfnsjkdfiughbnfjkvbiugrhjenrkfiduyghfdertyuhjkloiuygfdertfgvbnhjuyhjn,kuihjbhjgytfgcbvnhjyutfgcvghytfhgbjuijknmbhjgfdxcvghjknjhyutfgcvhjkjbhgftreszdxcfgtyyghjakwf get off my maekjrhggfdghuksan ef keyboard aeofjguuyedaueafhlfjhdakhfaoieufhaoeufhdjkadf motherfucker ajidfdjoefdkfgdsdfghjk

[knif3-anonnn]

mfer ate all my fucking chicken nuggets how did she even get to them

[knifetheloserboy-deactivated202]

Hm

[knif3-anonnn]

i should be stabbed for missing this what

[knif3-anonnn]

also ive been alive. im out stabbing homophobes just really busy oh and also mfer keeps eating my fucking chicken nuggets

[knif3-anonnn]

*pat pat*

Get appreciation, no context.

@thedeadanon

thank you. :)

[knif3-anonnn]

uwu

[knif3-anonnn]

can i just eat my chicken nuggets in peace

[knif3-anonnn]

what the fuck?

[knif3-anonnn]

chickn nuget

[knif3-anonnn]

Someone sent a box It says "To Knife Anon" in red letters It doesn't say who it's from Inside is a knife with a red-lined edge.

huh. this is a good knife. hopefully mfer doesn’t get to it.

[ knife anon pushes the box to the corner ]

[knif3-anonnn]

Cool knives

cool text

[knif3-anonnn]

murder

[knif3-anonnn]

wait its disability pride month now right we should stab ableists

[murder--offical]

chat is murder… a bad thing?

[knif3-anonnn]

not when you murder a homophobe (but some people might think so)

[knif3-anonnn]

hi

there are so many………..