Himbo Enthusiast

Morally ambiguous dilf apologist V || 21 || she/they

[knifecache]

"Veilguard doesn't feel like a dragon age game"

Oh yeah? Would a fake dragon age game have the fuckass fereldan bed? I think not

[herssian]

i buy dragon age: the veilguard. i pre-install it. i wait for the exact release date and time. i launch it. i start a new game and enter the character creator. i soon reach the eyebrow choices and am faced with the most godawful creations ever known to mankind. i tear up as i choose the equivalent of two scorched caterpillars. welcome home

[mostfuckableffvillain]

[maridiayachtclub]

things that would make FFXIV an objectively better game:

actual trains that run along the tracks in Central Thanalan at regular intervals (like in TF2)

fatal collision damage when you get hit by a train (like in TF2)

ragdoll physics that send your body flying when you get killed by train damage (like in TF2)

[pukicho]

So am I supposed to pretend batman has the coolest most awesome villains when there's a guy named the joker and a guy named the riddler and they're just the same fucking guy

[fairuzfan]

There is still hope. Say it out loud. Palestine will be free. The Palestinian people will celebrate their culture and heritage with each other. We will love and be loved. Do not fall into the trap of despair.

[knifecache]

I hate Gotham war I hate Gotham war I hate Gotham war I hate Gotham war I hate Gotham war I hate Gotham war I hate Gotham war I hate Gotham war

[knifecache]

hey gamers. what the fuck

[halmarutffxiv]

HIS LITTLE SMIRK IS SENDING ME

[knifecache]

ERENVILLE NATION HOW ARE WE FUCKING FEELING TODAY!!!!

[knifecache]

I’m not fucking with dating apps at this point I’m marrying the first person to hit me with their car

[knifecache]

Maybe if ballister changed out of his stinky suit of armour he would’ve had a much easier time not getting caught. Man is talking about how they gotta be stealthy but I bet he sounds like two pots banging together when he walks

[knifecache]

I was a very brave little boy today

[knifecache]

What I would not give to be that little freak of questionable gender

[knifecache]

The thing that makes me happiest about tristamp is not the plot, or the art, it’s the way they animate the guns.

I’ve never seen weapons animated so well (and with such thorough research) and it makes my little artist heart sing

[asleepinawell]

emet-selch voice: back in the days of PARADISE everyone loved getting followed by 50 porn bots an hour it was an enjoyable part of all our days

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