[curseworm]

oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil

[shimmervee]

the best jeff goldblum photoshoots are the ones where he looks like an exasperated museum curator who just got off the phone with his husband who informed him that their beloved border collie scuffed the living room floors which they JUST varnished last weekend and ugh sorry but he really doesnt have the time for this because he’s nursing a hangover from all the cherry merlot he consumed at last night’s company mixer which he’d promise himself he’d go easy on because he had a lot of errands to run the next day but he just got so caught up with trying to impress mrs van damme and has a tendency to hide his anxiety with booze which is something he’s been trying to work through but anyway he’s already at the tailor’s and he’s gotta get back to the office in 15 so he’ll see him at home and hangs up in a bit of a rush but realized that was kinda rude so he’s thinking of an appropriate emoji to send him to soften the blow while he’s waiting for darlene to bring him his smoking jacket

[crucifythenburn]

Oh.my.god.

[lovingpanzheonruins]

moonlight,detail

[wit-witch]

what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

and what they call “objectivity” is really just subjectivity lacking in self awareness

[muirin007]

“Victorians were stuffy prudes.”

[teawhistler]

I love everything about this.

[yourpsychicadvisor]

because of the way many illustrations of ancient animals and habitats are constructed with all the organisms in one shot i still have this concept in my head that that’s just what the old days looked like

[yourpsychicadvisor]

in the old days everyone just hung out together in or around a ditch like this

[aclockworkfilmsnob]

[4seashellsontheseashore-blog-de]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

[heavyweightheart]

my friend said that whenever she has a bad feeling about her body/appearance, she asks herself “who profits off of this emotion?” and i really love how simple and incisive that is

[elementarymydearwazowski]

Guess who my favorite queer eye guy is

[pussyadvice-deactivated20200825]

[slightlyoddbutcharming]

This is probably the best ukulele playing I’ve ever seen.

[nerdfaceangst]

It’s always wild when people are amazed by proper Ukulele playing because what they consider “good” is whatever mainlanders are attempting to play while asserting some “quirky” vibe. Ukulele has become trendy on the mainland and people are amazed by what we consider BASIC skills and boring same chord repetition over and over. PLUS malihini don’t even pronounce the name right (what the fuck is a yuu-kuu-lay-lee hahaha).

Here in Hawaiʻi we are busting it out (like these killer wahines) every day in ways you can’t even imagine. Half my nā hoahānau play like this!

We stay laughing. These wahines choke deadly.

[this-ones-optimistic]

This must be what surf rock guitarists were trying to emulate in the 60’s. It’s so fucking good.

[discoskater79]

GIRL WHHHHHHHHHHHAT PLAYING THOSE LEGENDARY RIFFS WITH FULL-ON BEAUTIFUL NAILS OMGGGGG . THAT IS SOME GOD TIER TALENT RIGHT THERE

WHO ARE THESE AMAZING PEOPLE

[crypticdatesuggestions]

at 5am you may catch a glimpse of Them in the mist

[unculture]

[onlinepunk]

Why is she so sweet lmao idk this is the cutest thing she has ever said

[stellxgibsons]

me reviewing ocean’s 8

[ostolero]