THE PENGUIN, EPISODE ONE. a collection of memes derived from episode one of the penguin series, for roleplaying purposes. feel free to edit as you see fit. do not steal. (18+).
i see you've made yourself at home.
what the fսck are you talking about?
you got some big shoes to fill.
we keep a stash in the loft if you want a hit.
you know what i like most about you? you are who you are. you couldn't change if you tried.
i'm talking about revolutionizing the game.
fuck. look at you salivating.
when i was kid, there was a gangster, real old-school type. he was a big deal.
you want me to be like some small-time asshоlе?
you really think people'd make a float of your dumb face and march it down the street, chanting your goddamn name?
you messed with the wrong fucking guy on the wrong fucking night!
how far do you think you'd get?
you and me, we're in this together now.
look what you fucking made me do.
you're gonna do everything i say.
i feel better. you feel better?
you ever been to that corner mart, next to the... uh, coin-o-matic?
they still sell those slush puppies?
i need an alibi. ideally, for the whole night.
i asked for extra pickles, and they give me two? so what, a normal amount of pickles is one? makes no goddamn sense.
the smart play here is to kill you and stuff you in the trunk with stinky, be done with both of youse.
if you step out of line just once, i swear to god, I'll gut you like a fսcking fish. do you understand?
we ain't got a lot of time.
we all got our own vices.
nine times out of ten, these top-tier guys wanna meet face-to-face to feel big, so i make myself small, they feel better about themselves, and i get to go back to work.
maybe look for your sense of humor. it's gotta be here somewhere.
so, uh, we got something to celebrate, or what?
this is my operation, you can't just shut it down.
there's blood in the water, everyone knows it.
the last thing we need is a god damn gang war!
you will do as you're told.
at the end of the day, this is all about money, right?
you've really moved up in the world, haven't you?
we're long overdue for a catch-up, you and me.
my father used to bring me here when i was a kid. he paid me to keep my elbows off the table.
you think they're wondering if it's really me?
what did the gazette call me?
if only i'd been a dutiful daughter.
i'd hate for you to feel nervous around me.
despite what you might think, i don't blame you.
how do you know about his plan, and why on earth would you pitch it as your own?
he's keeping us both in the dark, and i don't know why.
he's got a penchant for drops. and booze and gambling. i'm pretty sure he's got a sеx thing, too.
i was actually drowning my sorrows with my lady friend last night.
i doubt anything will turn up, but it's worth a shot.
i'm probably just being crazy.
thanks for lunch, i'll get the next one.
you know. people underestimate you, but not me.
i've always known you were capable of more.
scan the code. see gotham's true face.
i ain't never taken anyone here before.
what do you mean what am i doing here? i came to see you.
i got you something. come here.
wait. was i expecting you?
we're gonna leave town for a while.
will you tell me first what i did to lose your respect?
it ain't safe for you here. you understand?
it was impulsive. it was stupid. is that what you wanna hear?
jesus, i'm trying to take care of you.
don't you see, dear? what you did wasn't impulsive. it was instinctual.
you're so close now to having everything you ever wanted, everything you deserve.
this city is meant to be yours, sweetheart.
they don't even know what they got, 'cause they always had it.
i wanna offer my services to you and your family.
oh, you wanna throw stones?
from where i sit, and where you sit, i don't think you're in a position not to hear me out.
i could give you everything you need.
he played us both for fools.
but he's dead, and i'm here now, and i'm offering you the opportunity of a lifetime.
i know a lot more than people think.
you and me, we can tear down their fսcking empire from the inside out.
what is it you're really after?
i know who you are. i know what you are.
i don't work with people whose loyalty is for sale.
you think i forgot all the times you schmoozed me and my boys just to turn around and fսck us?
look, i can see you're upset. trust takes time. but this ain't bullshit.
it's good seeing you. you look good.
it's a terrible feeling, isn't it?
i just wonder how you see me.
that's what you wanted, right?
you are so good at talking your way out of things.
it's just you and me now, okay?
tell me that i'm too emotional, and that i have an overactive imagination, and that i shouldn't take things so personally.
didn't we agree the head alone would be the most poetic, and the pinky, the cherry on top?
yeah. at least (blank) got the message.
from here on out, there's no more playing it safe.
i'm gonna run this goddamn city.