that autistic oceanographer

🇺🇸 -> 🇮🇸 tf am i doing here

[knifey42]

homestuck is canon in blankmoth? i haven't even watched it yet but i already know this

[byjove]

they need to start making more country songs about loving your mother and less country songs about loving America and ice cold beer

[byjove]

country song from 1966: my mama was a good hard-working woman who loved us and tried her best to take care of us despite the cycle of poverty she had been stuck in her entire life. she had the soul of a good Christian and the generosity to match. I wish I was a better son.

country song from 2026: I want to drive around in my truck drinking an ice cold beer but those snowflakes who are ruining America won’t like it

[byjove]

I love Icelandic sagas man.

[seafoamtostardust]

what happened to the second husband though

[byjove]

her foster father killed him after he slapped her. oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[byjove]

they really oughta known better

[demigoddumbass]

This reminds me of the opening credits in Monty Python and the holy Grail

[byjove]

that’s how Icelandic sagas feel

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed