it's kill or be killed

Luca || 30 || Austria || he/him || abrosexual || INFP || Virgo

[heyget]

Jason Todd, pre-identity reveal, at a football game when the jumbo-tron identifies him as the best Bruce-Wayne lookalike.

Announcer: -and the teams hit the lockers! We’ll be back in 20.

Tim: Why are we even watching this? We’ve never won

Dick: We’re waiting on Alfred to call us for dinner

Tim: Just change the channel

Steph: Nah, I like watching the celebrity lookalike cams

Dick: I remember those. They have Bruce sometimes, don’t they?

Bruce, appearing at the door: Alfred is calling you all for dinner

Dick and Steph, simultaneously: 5 minutes

Bruce: What are they watching?

Tim: Celebrity lookalike cam

Steph: Hey, it's Bruce!

Dick, laughing: They try every time, who’re they gonna find that actually looks like-

Dick:

Dick: Hey what the fuck

[thebat-musicman]

Tim, talking to a new super: Yeah a lot of stuff happens to people in my family when theyre 17

Tim: When my dad was 17 he ran off to train with assassins

Tim: When my older brother was 17 he became a crime lord

Tim: When I was 17 I briefly led an assassin cult

Tim: And then there’s my little brother, I’ve always kinda considered him the black sheep of the family

New super, bracing themselves: oh god

Tim, hissing: When he was 17 he went to med school

[jackandjanetdefender]

Damian (17): time to rebel against my family.

Damian *applies to college and lives well*

Damian: truly, nobody is as devious as I.

[fruitblr]

Over the Garden Wall (2014) Episode 2: Hard Times at the Huskin' Bee

[xenosaurus]

PLEASE look at my sister’s jack-o’-lantern, I am obsessed with him

[cokalee]

But you should know, that I die slow

[possumtion]

I think they’d get along

[eyecantread]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

[fairycosmos]

[voraciouspangolin]

[knight--commander]

I haven't been on tumblr in quite a while, I'm sorry for just disappearing.. a lot of things in my life have changed in the past years, but I hope everyone who reads this is doing well!

[dolefulscribbles]

*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmM4VWFnwrH/

[karolinadeaen]

“It’s the real thing?”               “The holiest.”

[bts-trans]

191124 Suga’s Tweet

수고하셨슴돠~~~ https://t.co/JInhnQCB1u

You’ve all worked hard~~~

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[saltycatfish]

So pretty!~~