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[notsocharmy]

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♡ Welcome to this hot mess of a blog ♡

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aroace

audhd

from germany 🇩🇪

free palestine 🇵🇸 and ukraine 🇺🇦

budgie parent 🦜🦜 :)

firm believer of ship and let ship/curate your own internet experience, I block freely and without guilt <3.

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Uhhh I have a habit of making a new sideblog everytime I hyperfixate on something for too long:

dc side-blog: @twilightrobin

marvel side-blog: @quakesandchaos

tma side-blog: @eyeofthebeholding

fandom side-blog: @daretolovemyrambling

ARG side-blog: @silly-cryptic

my mdl

my mal

my backloggd

profile picrew

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[the-infinite-casmos]

[ooppo]

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

[ooppo]

Ohhhh yeah

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least)

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[kosmogrl]

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

Believe it or not, in 1976 Raymond Howe released a children’s book series about the adventures of Hannibal the Hamster. That’s right. Hannibal. Except this one is a small, soft ball of fluff whose greatest crime is probably stealing sunflower seeds. Wild.

[patchouii]

@hanniballecterscock Decided to take this to its logical fannibal conclusion because why not lol

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[sabertoothwalrus]

why does adhd overstimulus make you feel like this no matter what you do

[lolastung]

No matter how many weapons you have, no matter how great your technology might be, the world cannot live without love. CASTLE IN THE SKY 天空の城ラピュタ (1986), dir. by Hayao Miyazaki

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[suzieloveships]

Funny how people will throw a tantrum over lgbt characters in kids media because it will turn their kids gay but the same people will roll their eyes and said you are overreacting because "it's just a kids movie" when you complain about Paw Patrol being a copaganda or Lilo and Stitch remake having pro colonization message. Heck, their will tell that if you complain about fatphobic humour.

Apperently my kids thinking is okay to make fun of garbage truck driver it's alright but lord forbid they see to guys holding hands

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"