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[behold-a-knave]

[princesslpostings]

Reapplying my lipstick in the reflection of his armor

[artisfox]

Your directive on this beautiful day is to draw bulge and when you're done draw more bulge

[artisfox]

Jockstrap BearBulge on the Boogie Board. Fuck with me.

[nd-85]

If you hear distant clanking getting closer that's just me making my way to you #knight

[lakemojave]

"Please don't hit on anyone when we go out later you keep swearing chivalric oaths of fealty"

Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

[archie-sunshine]

so we’ve seen Megatron and Rodimus during heat cycles yet what abt minimus?

Im glad you asked!! I had such a great time drawing up pictures for this ask, eeekk!!!

Okay so, I have an hc about cybertronian frametypes holding more charge depending on how large they are, or at least its an hc that I've adopted. Most minibots can only carry half as much charge and in turn, half as much junk data, so their heats tend to be a little shorter than other bots.

HOWEVER! this does not apply to minimus!! because minimus is a loadbearer. Minimus can carry a frankly startling amount of excess data when he's in the magnus armour, however, he spends enough time in it that he needs his own frame to be able to handle holding that in turn. He basically is lightly modified to be able to hold onto the same amount of data as ultra magnus, and in turn, his heats can end up VERY. VERY. VERY long.

Because of this, Minimus is very anal about preparing for his heats. He is DETERMINED to find a way to both deal with his heat and get all the work he needs to do done. He refuses to take a break, despite his best interest.

He has yet to perfect this technique though, and almost always ends up being taken care of by his partners.

I picture minimus as being slightly more lucid during his heats, however he gets much more emotional. As a loadbearer, I picture he craves a lot of tactile contact and pressure from his partners, and often ends up getting tagteamed until he's decharged enough to sleep. I also think he can get a little bit weepy when he's not being taken care of, but insists he's fine and he still doesnt need help even as he's being railed.

I think every single time this happens the exact same way and every single time minimus thinks he can beat it the next time <3

[valarhalla]

My favorite ultra-specific character type is "this fucked up little man clearly just needs a consensual BDSM relationship and some therapy and he'd be fine, but that is very much not what happens in this story."

[auveiss]

Quick Kim sketch 🥰

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[meowlgbt]

sona getting groped under a one piece bathing suit?

hey i tjiknk this is a little bit more than groping 😵‍💫

[bri-wolfer]

post-workout sweat 💦💦💦 (he/him)

bonus:

[fileth-fourth]

JP06さんはTwitterを使っています マシュ！パンツ見せて！！

[maidthings]

maidthings was found dead earlier this morning. its untimely, though not unexpected demise has been ruled a suicide, with royal guards determining that it beat itself to death with a broom

[the-forcemascinator]

need the prince's personal knight to hold the tip of his sword to my throat, eyes ablaze with contempt, and tell me that the next joke i made about our lord will be my last. for. enrichment purposes

[starnetz]

How Supernaturals describe the D Family

[vinci-the-dragon]

The Dragon was called "thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" and is now asking the knight to explain what that means?

[hungdykes]

Twitter: @spoogyoogie

[wearemercs]

THEY WANT YOU by nameno92372763