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I go by Chess and use they/them pronouns. adult. My old account is @hidinginthecorneroftheparty, and am a fan of a variety of things

[knightofbees]

My fatal flaw is that I believe that if I were in the Magnus Archives I would be like Basira, Georgie, or Mikaele rather than dying like Sasha or becoming an eye or lonely avatar

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[serendipititties]

We need to do the same level of "abandon this completely" to neil gaiman as we did (and should continue to do) to jkr. Im serious. If i catch you buying more sandman comics or a different good omens copy you dont need or more of the graveyard book or coraline i will lose it. The man is a rapist. Full stop, all caps RAPIST. He doesnt deserve more money. The pratchett estate wont die out if u stop buying good omens. Theres plenty of authors who probably write leagues better than him and arent evil predators. He needs to die penniless and obscure.

[buckythepotato]

Not watching good omens because there's no way I'm going to give money to a man actively prosecuting his accusers is real easy when my life schedule is. so busy that I hardly have time to make food

[hieronymph]

He is prosecuting his accusers???

Oh my fucking goodness

[puchidol-deactivated20150318]

[kincyr]

I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

[bnuuwitch]

Nothing but him in my brain currently

[inquisitor-apologist]

I do love how Shadow Lord is actually engaging with Maul as a disabled character. His protheses need regular, painful maintenance, and they react painfully to water. What would’ve been a surface burn that he could’ve shrugged off if he had his old legs turns into a massive problem that unexpectedly causes him to collapse and lose control of his legs. He’s actually disabled by the whole not having legs thing, it’s great

[cityscidewalks]

Tags by @superectojazzmage bc idk how to do the underline tag thing and really honestly this deserves a full addition to the post

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Happy May the 4th to this, somehow my most popular original post of all time! In celebration here's some more examples of the Guy Types:

Wam Lufba the Yuzzum, Morally Evil, and Wade

[harpific]

With finals around the corner for us college/university students, Captain Rex is here with a PSA.

[poobletoods]

i am no longer fucking asking

[poobletoods]

for all your no longer fucking asking needs

[inthefallofasparrow]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[pukicho]

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

[knightofbees]

Are you perhaps Mr. Terrific?

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[kerokerrrokerroppi]

looking at characters you loved from a past hyperfixation feels like staring longingly at an old friend you haven’t seen in years but miss dearly