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yinza

More commission work! This one of Kenzi from Lost Girl with the MCU’s Peter Quill. I really like working in this style.

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#starkenzi

shinobicyrus

Random DnD Worldbuilding

Male tieflings wearing skirts because having custom pants tailored to accommodate their tails is too much of a hassle

Firefighter clerics, wizards, and druids

(and the apologetic sorcerer that probably started the fire by mistake)

Young, forty-something dwarves joining druid circles and protesting the damage their clan mining does on the environment

Everyone gives up trying to categorize sexuality when a half-elf can bring their cute dragonborn boyfriend home to meet their family

Human kids having an awesome bearded dwarf vodka-aunt that adventured with a great-grandparent decades ago and gives the best presents

Ok but there are several disciplines of magic that let you bring people back from the dead wtf

Young punk elves barely in their 80s but yelling at humans “Check yourself knave I made out with your grandma before she even had your Da.”

Wizards for Familiar Rights

Spellcasters using ‘alter self’ and switch genders at will

A giant half-Orc mom adopting street kids and giving them shoulder rides

A normal human whose sibling was born a tiefling beating up village kids who mistreat them

Integrated cities made to accommodate smaller folk like halflings and gnomes

Would alchemists be the ones to concoct magic medications for psych disorders? Are divination clerics and wizards psychologists?

Convoluted age laws because a half-orc is an adult at 15 but an elf isn’t considered of-age until their first century.

Maybe democracies aren’t a thing in Faerûn because all you’d need is a few necromancers to literally have dead people voting

Bard rock bands

princesssiochan

Yaaaaas boo all of this

jostenneils

don’t talk to me about slow burn until your otp takes over 130 years to admit their feelings

butchsona-deactivated20190117

dnd culture

(enemy mini gets knocked over) (players all shouting) HES DEAD! LOOK HE HAD A HEART ATTACK HE’S DEAD

“NATURAL FUCKING 20″

(dm introduces a child or animal npc) (players adopt it on the spot)

player after their character gets knocked unconscious: i’m dead

dm and other players: you’re UNCONSCIOUS.

scrapmice-remade-deactivated202

Making a DnD character: Intense, sad backstory. Complicated reasoning of why this character acts the way it does and motives for each of its actions connecting back to a character trait that emerged due to its sad past.

Playing your DnD character: “I roll to seduce rock”

thesnadger

Concept: That scene in every 90s high school movie where someone shows the new kid around the cafeteria (”that table is the nerds, those are the jocks, the goths, the cheerleeders” etc) except it’s a medieval tavern and each table has a different d&d class.

diceprophet

Dungeons & Dragons is just a really complicated game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill.”

cutegirloftheday

Cute girl of the day is Shannyn Sossamon!

crazyexedits

♪ Never bang your ex-boyfriend’s dad ♪

#meanwhile with rafael giovanni

pontmarius

#rafael while he's waiting to be rescued tbh

outofcontextdnd

Is dnd strictly tabletop or is there a digital community to play amongst

There are digital options, roll20.net/ is the one I use most frequently. The only thing you technically really need to play is a consistent means of communication and I dont know dice probably

r0sequarks

i play on discord with a dice rolling bot, but that’s because i tend not to use maps or figures. my mom;s told me stories of a campaign she played while on a hike, where they didn’t use dice at all, just talking. that strays pretty far away from the bounds of ‘dnd’ though.

outofcontextdnd

When you realize that all rules are optional, it is then and only then that you truly become a Master of Dungeons.

failboat tag yourself meme

probablybard

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

probablystrangerpgideas-blog

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

probablybard

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

a-daks

Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.

He seduced his way out, naturally.