
blake kathryn
i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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DEAR READER
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

@theartofmadeline
Keni
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@knightsowl
hotline mojave
i almost cried when i saw this for the first time
День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.
My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.
fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
how I stay sane
“Peace on the Playground”
good beans, the best beans
i still don’t really understand how tumblr ended up being my primary social media. like how did i and everyone i know look at this horribly designed shoddily coded microblogging platform with a user base full of teenagers and which desperately wants you to use it in any way other than the way we use it and think “time to live my online life here for several years”
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.
me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college
college: words
me:
kick terfs out of LGBT spaces
op is anti terf
no shit sherlock
Steve Jobs is eating my grandmas pussy in hell
hm. wish you didn’t send this
Lmao
modern art
Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …
nothing with ever top watching a man take off his hat to take off his shirt and then putting the hat back on before gearing up for a tousle, and then he spent the entire time in a headlock cos he was too worried about losing his fucking hat
I saw this happen before my own two eyes and I will never forget it
Letterkenny is a fucking wonderful show and i recommend you all watch it
When my phone says it has the strongest mobile data connection, but nothing loads
happy slammiversary
chatot blends right in.. (ง ´͈౪`͈)ว