T'sall Gonna be cool

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[cheddar-baby]

[saveflowers1]

Art by Ida Rentoul Outhwaite (1921) - “The Water Fairy.”

[rockdistributor100]

im sorry papa. for pumpkin patch. for hole. for chuffing fat darts behind the shed. im sorry. :(

[rockdistributor100]

My Son. All Is Forgiven. But Now....

[rockdistributor100]

BACK TO THE STARS WITH YOU

[rockdistributor100]

[genvy]

literally everything

[mtndewpitchblack]

serving cunt

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[plasmalogical]

this is my fucking worst nightmare

[existential-celestial]

George Sand (Amantine Lucile Aurore Dupin) in her letter to Gustave Flaubert dated 27 June 1870, featured in The George Sand-Gustave Flaubert letters

[offspring]

imagine an ipod classic resting on a bear skin rug

[flipchild]

OK what Next

[offspring]

end of simulation

[chilewithcarnage]

[crittizen]

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

[crittizen]

like a wizard

[thetuberculosisgay]

When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard

[rylandgraces]

dude john wick kills people

no one’s perfect

[kenbuttshiro]

[hitmanagent47]

i tried to hide in a closet from guards but there was a bug in there and it bit me 

[showmethesign]

this sounds like a Taylor Swift lyric

[hitmanagent47]

[tealesbian]

gay people: wave and fly the rainbow flag during pride month

cishets: UMMMMMM wHeReS tHe StRaIgHt PrIdE fLaG???????????

me, a lesbian, here to bring you hets some good news: here’s your flag!

[tealesbian]

i forgot that heterosexuals have not one but TWO pride flags! here’s the second:

[slysfreespeechspace]

What you are doing here is exactly what you don’t want done to you: stereotyping people based on their sexual orientation. Way to be just like the people you hate. Congratulations, you too can be a bigot and an asshole.

[contagiousiridescence]

someone’s not having a good kia summer sales event

[patroclusdefencesquad]

me

[smute]

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[eroscestlavie]

i dont have a post to make folks i’m just here to share this pic of thor looking gay and radiating positive energies

[thorsuggestion]

Reblog to look gay and radiate positive energies.

[duchessofostergotlands]

Brexit in a nutshell

[sleepyfireball]

The world is so fucked I didn’t know which country this was talking about until “Brexit”

[the-quasar-hero]

my healthcare plan is if i get sick, i’ll shrink a group of my friends and they’ll go and beat the shit out of whatever illness i have. 

[the-quasar-hero]

this motherfucka show up? then last thing he gonna see is this

[n1ntendoll-blog]

I nearly spit out my drink

[militarywifefucker69]