Life isn't for existing. Life is for living.

Hi, I'm Kristin. I'm just traveling through this messy world trying to spread a light. Come join me. :)

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MY HEART

[okaymad]

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS 

stitch loves you stay safe 

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You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥

[drawthecurtainstarttheplay]

For my lovely followers whom I love dearly and would be very much aggrieved if I ever found out that they were gone.

[lesbianshepard]

harry hears his kids bragging about being the kids of harry potter so harry grabs them and sits them down and tells them “son, what you need to know is that we would have gotten exactly jack shit done without your aunt hermione. if you’re going to brag about relatives, brag about her.” 

[sunflowercocoa]

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

[notourdimension]

at first I thought it was some kind of insult poem and it was beautiful

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My new favourite thing

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favouriting for future use

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The fear of progression since the dawn of man

[norbertjr]

If you go back really far there were actually philosophers who criticized the idea of written language because then people wouldn’t memorize stuff any more.

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College kids

[katydidnot]

dear internet, let me tell you some things about my public-school-in-georgia sex education.

pictured above is my abstinence til marriage card, given to me in my eighth grade health class. as you can see, i did not sign it, so it is non-binding. they were “optional” but the teacher placed the basket at the front of the class and stared us down. my 13-year-old self had a very brief dilemma between 1. making a stand and not getting one or 2. getting one because it’s fucking hilarious. i am very glad i chose the latter, because as i predicted, this is now something hilarious to show everyone.

that year in health we also learned “how to spot the identifying features of a crack baby” which is literally nothing but lies. we had a system of anonymous questions, and once someone asked “how do i know if i’m a lesbian?” our teacher looked disgusted and she replied “how would i know? i’m not a lesbian!”

EDIT i forgot to mention when she gave these to us she suggested we “cut up our cards together with our husbands on our wedding day” and i remember thinking, fuck if i marry someone from my middle school

the next time i had sex ed in high school it was taught by a dude gym coach who spent the whole time talking about his daughters. the book we were learning from listed “low self-esteem” “stunted social growth” and “depression,” among others, as consequences of premarital sex. at one point, it asked us to fill in the disadvantages of having an abortion. our teacher went, “well, i’m personally against abortion, so we’re just going to skip this section,” which confused me, because it was explicitly asking for an argument against abortion.

the last time i had sex ed it was pretty good and there were free condoms and we got little bottles of lube every time we answered questions, but i don’t think that counts cause it was in an intro to women’s studies class.

[mrimmortal]

in my 8th grade health class we watched this video about abstinence and the slogan was “a condom can’t protect your heart”

[iamalsohere]

Our school made us watch a video with some man talking about how virginity was like a flower and that whenever we had sex with someone we’d give a bit of that flower away. Then when we met someone we wanted to spend the rest of our lives with we’d just be left with a wilted stem and a couple of petals when we should be giving them a whole flower.

I really wish I was joking.

[cuntecoyote]

In church they used to tell us that we were like cupcakes and if we were physically intimate with our partners it was like getting the icing licked off, and therefore no one would want you afterwards because no one wants a licked cupcake. 

[crowmygod]

in my sex ed class we did this demonstration where they had this line of kids swish and spit out water and combine the nasty backwash to make this gross concoction as a metaphor for how sex before marriage makes you dirty and gross

fucking public education

[satanic-oboeoverlord-deactivate]

I might as well add my church group.  We had to open a kiss candy, put it in our mouth, melt it a little bit and then put it back in the wrapper.  From their we had to hand it someone else and they explained, “this is what happens when you have sex before marriage.  You have to give those dirty leftovers to your spouse.”

[stardust-and-serotonin]

In my grade 8 “sex ed” class we all listened to the song “I dreamed a dream” from Les Mis and then the teacher was like THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU HAVE SEX and I really kind of wanted to do it just to see if I really would become a 19th century French prostitute with a beautiful singing voice

[mitbix]

Every time I hear stories like these, I think what the fuck kind of a sex education did you American kids get omfg.

[japankasasagi]

Hah, sex ed in the US?  There’s an oxymoron for you.  They don’t get “sex education”, they get “abstinence propoganda”, aimed specifically at girls.  Here in Japan it’s much more balanced, thank god.

[zoeykoko]

#u ok america

no

no we’re not

please send decent education and free healthcare, please we’re going to die

[mysouldivided-archive]

in sex ed we learned about how a baby is made and glossed over periods by just saying that they happen. then we learned about aids. i could go on a goddamn trivia game show about hiv/aids and win but i cant tell you much about my own body and why it works that way and i aM TWENTY TWO

[hyperspeedelephants]

I could tell you all you want about melanoma and hypothermia but nothing about my own body

[legwarmies]

ahem

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Tumblr and Puns

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please graph your answer

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Graphing is where I draw the line.

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did you just

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it seemed the best fit

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[bedfish]

whenEVER I’M SAD I WILL LOOK AT THIS POST AND BE HAPPY AGAIN

[christianborle]

can we talk about the way nine looks at rose because my heart is exploding

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YES

LETS TALK

ABOUT THIS

[christianborle]

YOU ADDED TO A POST BUT IT WAS GOOD

[bobbleghast]

So

should

I

not

post

more

because

I

totally

can.

[christianborle]

I have no idea where all you people are getting these 9 gifs from but please keep them coming

[autistichalfblood]

no

but

seriously

just

look

at

this

heart-eyes stare.

And particularly this one because is really really cute (total school boy secretly in love with a cute lady):

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[knnaumann15]

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world

THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

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and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

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This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

[oli-twist]

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

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[ticklesthesomething]

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

[acediass]

GET WRECKED SON

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It just got better

[didyouknowmagic]

Casually leaves link to actual flying house inspired by up here…

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