Cas Bobbleghast

Cas. 25. The casualest of gamers, and now on Twitch!  twitch.tv/zecasualgamer 

[srslyarts]

fucking superb you funky couple of cats

[cwunch]

♡

[classicalmonoblogue]

four is a LOT of legs to be in charge of.

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

[harmonyblast]

“WRONG ITS A KING OF DIAMONDS”

[hgk477]

Nine things about being brought back from the dead

You will be cold

You will wake up screaming, you all do.

Your entire body will throb, the pain will eventually subside; being brought back is never a painless task.

Do not get up immediately, you will be nauseous and your body will need time to readjust to this realm.

Ask for more blankets, you will feel very cold.

You will not remember how you died, do not ask.

Do not ask the practitioner how they performed the ritual, this is considered bad luck and you will not last long.

Your loved ones will be ecstatic to have you back, consider this a blessing.

Thank the practitioner and let them be on their way, if they do not look you in the eye consider this a bad omen.

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[electratheotaku]

For your dead mutuals that you plan on reviving

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

The new Cats trailer came out and I’m actually gonna start screaming

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

Hollywood: hey do y’all want some weirdly hyperrealistic furry characters with weird mocap, uncanny designs and an overall look that makes you want to throw up?

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

I was just complaining about how bad the Cats film looks and how it should have just been animated and apparently that was an idea that later got scrapped

I’ve never been more upset

[masterge77]

It gets better: Spielburg was going to be producing it, and the reason it was scrapped was because the animation studio that was going to make it ended up closing down, and as a result the project was scrapped.

https://io9.gizmodo.com/stunning-concept-art-for-spielbergs-animated-cats-movie-1599739506/amp

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

I’ll even one up you on it, said animated film had designs done by the Kung Fu Panda character designer :”D

[arsenicolada]

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

[arsenicolada]

[arsenicolada]

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

[juniperberrie]

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

[garbage-empress]

[dashaibo]

I see the Batterwitch is always there with the propaganda, huh

[libertarian-lolita]

These hit me with some hard nostalgia.

Fucking sea hitler, tho, man.

[here-comes-the-grump]

(x)

[meowthiroth-moved]

i literally know absolutely nothing about good omens but can I just say... Crowley looks like the final pam

I fucking DARE you to tell me they don’t look alike

[nbvagabond]

HOW YOUR ARMAGEDDON GO, HEAVEN AND HELL? NEXT TIME YOU INVITE CROWLEY

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Any critical role Gilmore fans 👀

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Feeling fairly … glorious

(Do not repost ❤️)

[ivadeshin]

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[callmesero]

IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LITERAL MONTHS HOLY SHIT

[laveyinthehouse]

“If the account given in Genesis is really true, ought we not, after all, to thank this serpent? He was the first schoolmaster, the first advocate of learning, the first enemy of ignorance, the first to whisper in human ears the sacred word liberty, the creator of ambition, the author of modesty, of inquiry, of doubt, of investigation, of progress and of civilization.”

~ Robert Green Ingersoll

[neil-gaiman]

“Do you have any idea,” Crowley said. “How much trouble I’d get into down there if anybody read this?”

Aziraphale pursed his lips. “I don’t think anyone in your part of the world reads Robert Green Ingersoll in this day and age. And besides…”

“The author of modesty. That’s me, that is. What were you going to say, angel?”

“Nothing,” said Aziraphale. “Nothing at all.”

[askcosplaysenpai]

So Neil’s really out here writing canon ficlet on tumblr now, huh.

[zetabrarian]

Mr. GAIMAN. Besides? Besides, it’s true? Besides??

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

once I called you brother, once I thought the chance to make you laugh was all I ever wanted

[enigmatic-goat]

Friend: Says something.

What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However as this is a topic I myself have no experience with, or little to say or offer, I’m unable to produce much in the way of input from my side. However trust that I still adore listening to you!

What comes out: Yee.

[oockitty]

This post shot me in the face four times.

[zforzelma]

Beatrice and Benedict are same-sex leaning disaster bisexuals who are both extremely surprised when they end up falling for someone of the opposite sex.

[zforzelma]

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear said:

hot take: beatrice saying “he hath EVERY month a new sworn brother” about benedick is her teasing him for just having an endless string of boyfriends

Yes. Good. Excellent. Just as Shakespeare intended.

[measuringinlove]

@toomanyfeelings5

[aprilslady-deactivated20181029]

YES. YES. ALL TRUE.

I would also like to add that ‘And a good soldier to a lady. But what is he to a Lord?’ is Beatrice asking for confirmation that Benedick is a bottom

[aprilslady-deactivated20181029]

David Tennant and Catherine Tate best encapsulate the bi disaster vibes each of them give

Look at these dorks

[flanoirbunny]

expectation:

reality:

[cannedviennasnausage]

 #any zelda fan will tell you that Link is secretly a gigantic dweeb #this is merely proof of that

truer words have never been spoken

[lithuanian-polish-commonwea-blog]

I share that headcanon. c:

[flanoirbunny]

>implying that Link being a dweeb isn’t actual canon

[patto-senpain]

#LINK IS THE BIGGEST DWEEB TO EVER DWEEB #IN EVERY INCARNATION #ACTUAL FACT

[egrizzzzzzzzzzzz]

Link’s awkwardness appreciation post.

[zeldanoodles-deactivated2014122]

Made. My. Life.

[wlnterhawks]

enemy crew member: we have your son

geoff: we don’t have a son

enemy crew member: ……..then who’s eating all our beef jerky and drinking all our red bull

geoff: oh my god they have jeremy

[wlnterhawks]

the enemy crew sends jeremy back because he wouldn’t stop repeating everything they said back at them but in rap form

[criticalsorcery]

Nice