if you still like chris brown you ugly
I’m ugly then 😐
you sure are girl!

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if you still like chris brown you ugly
I’m ugly then 😐
you sure are girl!
You know what’s better than weed?
Water
here’s this dumb bitch again
Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker
How can you say Jesus is white when he died the blackest way possible- with his hands up, and his mother watching?
Crystal Valentine ‘And The News Reporter Says Jesus Is White’
it makes me sad that i will not go to my ideal university because I am too scared to go to a school in America.
forbidden pocky
You are a good man, with a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be a king.
The war on drugs is rooted in racist policies . The failure of the war and drugs is obvious. We need to find a better solution, because people of color should never be the victims of racist policies. White Americans are more likely than black Americans to have used most kinds of illegal drugs, including cocaine and LSD. Yet blacks are far more likely to go to prison for marijuana, which is not a hard drug. Moreover , even when white people get caught , they get less time in prison.
…is that Rachael Leigh Cook, the same actress who did the original anti-drug ad when she was a teenager?
It is indeed.
She grew up, realized she’d been exploited to further a racist government agenda, and turned around to bite the hand that feeds. Awesome.
todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now
well have i got some news for you
one time alexander the great rode dick for 8 hours and then spent 8 hours the next day riding a horse, and that’s why i believe bottoms deserve more credit
Except no, he didn’t. There is no evidence anywhere that says Alexander the Great was gay. What historical reference says that? His multiple wives maybe? His many children born to them? Or whatever delusion you’ve cooked up to pass your own opinion?
honey , i’m not spending an extra year in uni to get a classics degree not to respond to this directly
i) alexander had one (1) unborn child at the time of his death, because he only, miserably, managed to knock up one of his three (3) wives after his boyfriend died
–> had alexander produced more than ONE (1) child, the hellenistic age would not have been defined by the fallout caused by his generals warring to decide a successor, ultimately destroying his empire and arguably sending everyone from macedon to modern-day palestine into a cultural dark age
ii) macedonian kings took multiple wives to secure succession, a political move that alexander resisted despite the urging of both antipater and olympias (i’ll let you google them on your own time) for almost an literal
decade
– > there’s an anecdote found in the curtius , your “historical reference” – you can google his dates – about alexander’s parents sending him a hooker because they were afraid he didn’t … how do i say it nicely? wanna fuck women
it’s absolutely true that you can’t say alexander was gay; that’s grossly reductive, because sexuality didn’t exist by modern definition in ancient times. more, alexander DID bone a woman, willingly, at one point – a satrap’s (google that) wife, named barsine, with whom he may or may not have produced a bastard child called heracles. getting dicked down doesn’t negate wanting to dick another down, an interesting concept that you would be familiar with if you took a quick jaunt out of that homophobic bubble wrap you’ve duct-taped yourself into. we also can’t FOR SURE 100% conclusively say that alexander and hephaestion boned; but plutarch, curtius, and diodorus are some notable biographers who delve into detail about alexander’s life-long, likely romantic connection to his right hand man, who he mourned so excessively at the time of his death that there was hardly a dime left for alexander’s own funeral. they didn’t make that shit up – you can google what source criticism is, but some of THEIR sources included ptolemy i soter and callisthenes – oof, more people for you to google! modern scholars from reames to borza to müller to green assume that he was getting dicked down for the above reasons, too!
at last, i shall acknowledge that my Humour Post refers to lucian (pro lapsu inter salutandum 8), who has some wink-wink-nudge-nudge content concerning who slept in whose tent when, but who wants to retread old ground? here’s another one of my favorites instead:
323 was the year of alexander’s death (historical!), but even if lucian made all of this up, as this scholar seems to nudge at, it’s still quite telling that a cultural memory and historical tradition that the romans associated with alexander included his love of massive, throbbing cocks, non?
people who share your dreadfully uninformed and outdated opinion include, if i’m not mistaken, a handful of stodgy greek lawyers, a man named william woodthorpe tarn, and helmut berve. tarn was an imperialist, and berve? a literal nazi.
getting dicked down doesn’t negate wanting to dick another down, an interesting concept that you would be familiar with if you took a quick jaunt out of that homophobic bubble wrap you’ve duct-taped yourself into.
But like… Why was the idea of him being gay so “terrible”? The gender roles so aggressively shoved down your throat are fairly new, when referring to the bigger picture..
Just one minor criticism - the last thing the Hellenistic age was was “a cultural dark age” - quite the opposite, it was a flowering of hellenic culture: this was the period when Homer was transcribed, the first attempts at literary translation, the first major libraries, a time when there was an enormous hunger for and sharing of knowledge across the Mediterranean world.
the greek epic cycles attributed to homer were probably written down around 8th century bce – thats four hundred years before alexander – and though i’ll give you translation, there were libraries in asia minor vastly predating the one you’re thinking of in alexandria. but this is my main dispute: there was absolutely no “hunger” for the sharing of knowledge; there was just imperial violence. in fact, imperial violence & consistent tyranny scared rural communities so deeply, elements of pop culture like comedy took a turn from critiquing contemporary politicians to obsessing over the nuclear family, both a desperate grasp for a return to normalcy and an effort on the part of playwrights not to get themselves executed, because you can’t critique politicians anymore. not under the rule of tyrants. culture festered; the intellectualism that was seen prior to alexander began to wither. cultural dark age is a shorthand for all of this: of course shit was still being produced, of course people were still writing and making art and exchanging ideas. but the content, the quality of that work, is what to look at; and of the literature that survives from the fallout of the diadochi wars, about 99% of it is shallow and stiff. it absolutely reeks of fear.
the hellenistic period isn’t called the hellenistic period because people loved greek culture; it’s called the hellenistic period because nearly every kingdom – yes, kingdoms; alexander killed democracy for a good while too – had a hellenistic ruler and/or had hellenism forced upon them – greeks killing their people when they rebelled against ludicrous taxation, greeks shunning native languages and customs, greeks (notably in egypt) literally stealing the farmland that individual native people legally owned in the name of the new king.
needless to say: nobody wanted this. and actually, not even the greeks did. attica hated alexander; he razed thebes, he reduced athens to a shell; he even fucked over macedon, his own homeland. alexander was a tyrant; tyranny induces terror; his successors, who learned via observation, became tyrants themselves. and so they held their subjects in a chokehold too.
Your anxiety is lying to you. Your depression is lying to you. Your eating disorder is lying to you. Your addiction is lying to you. YOU. WILL. BE. OKAY.
“And I remind you of the angels who did not stay within the limits of authority God gave them but left the place where they belonged. God has kept them securely chained in prisons of darkness, waiting for the great day of judgment.”
— Jude 6 NLT
“Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?”
— Gregory Widen, The Prophecy
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The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.
don’t do this, this is fucked up
spot the babey