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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i reblog this everytime it’s on my dash ❤️
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS HOLY SHIT. MAKE A WISH EVERY FUCKING TIME
few months ago i wished for a cat… and my dad got me a black kitten 2 days later. TWO DAYS. and i love my Loki the most ….
i wish that i could one day meet my best friend on saturday aND SHE BOOKED THE DATE TO FLY DOWN AND STAY WITH US ON TUESDAY
I really want a dwarf hamster. I’ve wanted one for so long {I mean daddy has one named Jeffrey but he only lives at his house so I don’t see him much} I really want my own!
really needed this
worth a shot
Okat this is back. I’m gonna make better use of it this time.
I wish I wish I wish ✨
Make a wish…♡♡♡
How do I make the wish tho
I don’t care if it’s literally impossible to knock up a girl who is already pregnant. I want to meet this woman and try.
I hope a pretty bra and AWESOME shoes count as lingerie!!! I was thinking about it and shoes ARE lingerie to me!! ❤️👠❤️ Thank you for the reminder @sassysexymilf 😘😘😘❤️
My Gf’s Pretty Lil’ Roommate: Part 1
“I have a roommate, but she’s just a quiet nerd, all into books and crap, so shouldn’t be a problem,” Brittany said finally bringing me back to her off-campus apartment for the first time. I was a little bit nervous about finally getting busy with my ditzy blonde girlfriend, doubly so with someone else possibly overhearing us, but I hadn’t asked her out last week for her intellect so I wasn’t going to let that get anything in the way now. I’d done it ‘cause she was a knockout blonde with big boobs, and I’ll admit it was shallow of me, but I hadn’t really expected her to agree to date me in the first place. So when she accepted I was just too damn excited about the prospect of losing my virginity to a hot chick like her to break it off, despite the fact we had nothing in common and she was an absolute bitch to me and everyone else most of the time.
She had her cute moments, snuggling up to me in the movie theater during that God-awful romantic comedy she drug me too, and the way she kissed me upon meeting at the library for our study date a few days later. So while I wasn’t sure if I was projecting my desire, when she asked me to another study at her home today I was so excited I bought a box of condoms and stuffed a roll of them in my pants pocket just in case. While I had never had anything other than my right hand I’m sure she had plenty of guys before me, plus I hoped it’d score me points on being responsible and prepared.
We went in and there was a small living room with a tiny attached kitchen and an even smaller bathroom, all dark so no one seemed around. She led me up the stairs where there was small hall. The first door was closed and had a light coming out from under it, but we walked past it to the one at the end of the hall and went inside. Her bedroom was quite small, only a twin bed, desk, and a dresser with a small TV on top. Finally we were actually, truly alone, and my heart was beating out of my chest as I closed the door behind me.
“So,” Brittany said as she happily dropped her bag and bounced down onto the bed. "This is my place.“
“I like it,” I answered. "It's… cozy,“ I said appreciatively.
“It’s a crap hole, but it’s all I can afford,” she groaned and kicked off her shoes. "So where were we on that homework?“ she asked and laid back on her bed.
“Um…” I said placing my bag on the desk. Obviously she was referring to the one class economics we shared. "We had to answer the questions at the end of Chapter Three.“
“Great! You start that and I’ll get us some sodas,” then she jumped up and was back out the door like a shot. This definitely wasn’t what I was expecting when she invited me over to her place to ‘study more comfortably’, but maybe that homework had been on her mind and getting it finished would put her at ease.
I sat down at the desk and opened my book, then started reading and writing. It took a while, but eventually she came back with a warm can of soda for me and looked over my shoulder. "Yea, you’re really smart and good at this. Me, I can’t make head nor tails of it.“
“Oh, well it’s really quite easy…” I started, but then she just returned to her bed and grabbed a remote control.
“Why don’t you just finish that up and then we can have some… fun,” she said teasingly, placing one finger on her lips and playfully biting at the long nail. I nodded dumbly, and then she turned on her TV and relaxed into watching some stupid reality show as if I had lost all interest to her.
For half an hour I tried to ignore her rude behavior at using me to do her homework, but I wasn’t above whoring myself out to finally get some action. I blitzed through the questions and when I closed the book and said, “Finished!” happily and rose to finally join her in her bed should have know it was never going to happen.
“Great!” she said looking over the paper I handed her, then seemed to respond to her phone as if it had made a sound, when in fact it was silent. "Oh, crap!“
“What?” I responded with concern. Maybe it was on vibrate and I’d missed it sending her a text.
“Sorry babe, I gotta go!” she said all seriously and jumped up to grab her purse and stomp on her sneakers. "My best friend Elli is having a crisis and needs me. Be a doll and let yourself out ‘kay?“ Then she kissed my cheek and was out the door and only seconds later I heard the door to her apartment slam shut behind her.
I sighed and stood, pulling back on my own shoes that I had only just taken off, then grabbed my bag and sighed again. She’d taken the homework before I’d had a chance to copy it. I’d have to redo it, and even though it’d be easy now that I’d done it once it’d still take some time and was due tomorrow. I walked down the short hall and found this time the other bedroom door was open.
I didn’t expect to see anything, but inside was a pretty little redheaded girl, only wearing her bra, panties, and high heels lying face down on her bed, wearing some glasses and reading a book. Clearly this was Brittany’s nerdy roomie, but I was a bit surprised to see her wearing so little. "Oh, sorry!” I stammered and turned away, not meaning to intrude as I left. "I didn’t realize…” I began, but she cut me off.
“You didn’t realize you’re the slutty cocktease’s new homework chump?” she with clinically. "You are the third guy she’s dated to get her homework done this semester and she’s never going to put out.“
“No, we’re dating,” I said looking back at her, trying to just look at her eyes, but that was very difficult.
“No, you really aren’t,” she said looking over her glasses at me. "But you are cuter than the last poor dope she tricked into coming over.“ Not many girls ever called me cute, so I was blushing a little at the compliment as well as my embarrassment at looking at her in her underwear. "She’s probably out with her real boyfriend right now. He’s on the football team, nice body, good in the sack, but not very smart.”
“Wait…” I stopped her right there, “Good in the sack?” I asked.
“Yea,” she sighed and rolled over on her side so I could finally get a long good look at her bra covered breast and smooth belly. "She stopped inviting him over after she found out I was sucking him off and fucking him after she fell asleep. Got all pissed like I’d stolen her property or something. I told the bitch she needs to start slutting herself up and showing him a good time or she can’t expect to keep a hot stud like him to herself, but… pffft whatever.“ She sounded like this was really no big deal, an everyday sort of thing, and then rolled back down to look back at her book.
“So… you…” I said, trying to piece her words into a cohesive thought. This was talk so unlike any I’d ever heard any girl utter before, so I was pretty sure she was just playing some kind of a joke on me, but being young and sexually naive I didn’t know how to respond at all.
“Me?” she said almost mockingly. "What, you’ve never seen a proud slut before?“ she asked like I was a moron, but I guess I was.
“Um, sorry. No,” I answered, then didn’t know what to say. All my life I’d been taught to treat others with kindness and respect, to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and to generally be honest and open, but that had only left me mostly alone and socially isolated my whole life. I had friends, even a few girlfriends, though never got past handholding and a few kisses before I was left behind with a vague reason of it wasn’t working, or it was them not me.
“Oh my God. You’re a virgin aren’t you?” she mocked me, and my silent blushed damned me from even attempting to refute that truth. "Sorry, but you got you know Brittany is just a stuck up cunt who is only gonna spread her legs for her future baby daddy slash auto mechanic, right?“ she then sat up and set down her book.
“While you…” I said accusingly and pointed a finger at her, then immediately regretted it.
“Whow! Look who’s mister ballsy!” she laughed. "You think you can just walk in here and fuck me because I told you I’m a slut?“
"Oh, no I…” I stammered, not meaning to offend her. I really wasn’t sure what I’d been about to say, but she’d pushed my buttons and I knew this could go very badly if I wasn’t careful. The last thing I wanted was a sexual assault charge for a simple misunderstanding. Hell, I shouldn’t even be here anymore. I took one cautious step back, but then she stood up.
“I’ll have you know I only fuck grade A beef studs little virgin,” she berated me as if I’d insulted her. "I bet you’re dinky little four inch wiener wouldn’t even get my mouth wet, much less my cunt.“
I couldn’t speak to average cock size, having never really looked at guys outside of pornos before, but in porn even the smallest guys had to have ten inch long dicks, so I always felt a little concerned that when I measured mine and only came up to eight, maybe nine inches depending on where I measured from as I awkwardly held a ruler up to it. I was worried it might never match up with a girl’s expectations, but as of yet no girl had ever gotten a chance to see it so I really had no idea if it would be enough to satisfy her. But hearing her mock me at only four inches set me on the defensive, so I just had to fight back.
"I’m four inches soft, you stuck up bitch,” I snapped back, then decided that if I’m going all in I might as well double down. "And I bet you’re all mouth, just jealous of Brittany ‘cause all you fuck is your dildo and read romance novels.“
Her face contorted with shock and rage as that as she approached me, and I tried to keep my gave up, but her bra bounced happily with her twins getting closer to me as she walked the three steps from her bed to the door. "Fucking prove it, dweeb, and I’ll show you how much of a real slut I can be.” Then she crossed her arms and thus pushing her boobs right up in my face as she stood at arm’s reach from me.
Thankfully her sexy body had done wonders to my manhood already, because when she said that I was already rising to the occasion. I had never done anything like this before, but it was private and she’d challenged my manhood, so I just swallowed my pride for once and did it. I unzipped my pants and exposed myself to her. I couldn’t believe I was really doing this, pulling out my cock to a complete stranger, but there it was, all hard and proud, standing strong and longer than my hand. "Choke on it bitch!“ I said, probably hearing it from some stupid movie or something, but clearly never actually expecting her to do anything of the kind, so when she dropped down to her knees and grabbed onto it I was completely shocked.
"Oh, wow…” she said with awe as she roamed her hands up and down along its length sending shivers up my spine. "Not bad…” she said before pressing my cockhead to her lips and poking out her tongue just enough to tease my pee slit. "You’re leaking a little already and it tastes pretty good.“ My heartbeat was hammering in my ears, but still I was hovering on her every word and movement. "You aren’t going to cum in my mouth right off if I suck it a little are you quick-shot?” she insulted me again.
Of course it felt good, but I’d masturbated thousands of times over the last seven years since I turned fifteen. "It’ll take quite a bit more than just that to get me off,“ I assured her, hoping that was true, but having never received a blowjob before wasn’t really sure. But damn, if I wasn’t going to pass up this once in a lifetime chance to get head for the very first time. And if her claims were true then I was in for a world class suck and couldn’t wait.
The first moment her open lips closed up to enclose my cockhead I actually did wondered if I might cum from that amazing warm sensation that no amount of masturbation could ever prepare me for. Her soft lips began massaging my shaft up and down gently at first, then slightly faster as she went on. Fuck, that really did feel like fucking, or at least ten times closer to it than I’d ever imagined before. A real live and sexy girl has swallowing my cock-sword and I did want to do just like those pornos always showed, grabbing her head and forcing her down all the way, but I didn’t. I let her work it at her own pace, only going about halfway down and then back up, and it was still the most wonderful sensation I’d ever felt I my entire life.
“Oh my God, that feels…” I groaned, “so good.” I was at a loss for words as she worked me up, just sucking me off and making my whole body tingle from the experience.
“Yea, and your so much bigger than I thought you would be,” she said in awe finally releasing me from her heavenly mouth.
That swelled up my pride and confidence more than anything else any girl had ever said to me, making me bolder. Bold enough to say, “Good, ‘cause now I want to lick your pussy.” Then I pulled her up by her bra straps and pushed her up against the door frame and switches positions as I dropped to a knee. She let me position her how I wanted, like a human sized doll to play with and that was just fine with me because I really wanted to play with someone, and it might as well be her.
I lifted one leg up and put her heeled shoe into the other side of the door frame which spread open her legs enough to get my face in at her panties and kiss at her crotch throw them to start with. This being a first for me I took my time enjoying and exploring every inch of her, kissing though the cotton and feeling the cleft of her womanhood through it. After I was sure my lips had touched every inch of her panties she was moaning happily above me so I took that as a good sign to go the next step and pulled that crotch aside.
I’d seen a million pussies on the internet, most shaved, but some were hairy like hers, and I found I liked that better. It really brought the reality that I was finally going to do something I’d always dreamed about doing in real life. Her dark red hairs curled up over her pubic mound with a few hairs even going down her outer lips. I veed my fingers and spread those puffy lips aside to expose her pink inner lips capped by a nicely swollen clit. I decided to start there, pushing my tongue out to tickle it.
The girl, I just realized how I didn’t even know her name, but she moans erotically as I gently flicked at her sensitive spot, really turning me on and encouraging me to continue. I toyed with her pearl a bit more, then traced my wagging tongue down her nether lips and even probing up inside the entrance to her vagina. She was already wet and getting my first taste of pussy juice made me just want more. It was mostly a neutral flavor, not the nasty rotten tuna flavor that I’d overheard guys joke about, but a little… tangy was the only word that came to mind. I didn’t mind it at all. I tried driving my tongue up as deep as I could, but got the impression that didn’t do much for her so returned to her clit.
When I had she gasped again and I felt her quiver. That’s when I knew to focus my attention there. I used a finger to push down at the top of it, pulling back the little bit of wrinkled hood and really showing her pale skin underneath and then wrapped my lips around to and sucked. I felt her go weak above me, and with her leg over my shoulder I used my other hand to push up on her ass to hold her up so I could keep her in place as I began quickly flicking my tongue over the tip of the tender flesh. My chin pressing against her vagina began to get wet and I twisted it back and forth over her leaking hole as I kept that pearl trapped in my lips, not letting up my assault on it.
Then she cried out and shook, placing one hand on my head as she clearly came from my clit licking. I felt her pussy flood out onto my chin and that just made me sick her clit harder. She screamed and then begged, “Stop, please…” so with a satisfied snugness at a job well done. Also I empowered me, making this girl who was supposedly much more experienced than me cum while I was able to hold out and endure her blowjob. I didn’t know how much longer I could have held out had she kept going, but it was enough to know I had.
I moved away from her and let her shakily walk back to her bed where she collapsed. I saw then she’d pulled up her bra and must have also been playing with her breasts while I’d performed my cunnalingus, so now, quivering with post-orgasmic delight she was even sexier, and my cock which has calmed down considerably since I left it alone, once again throbbed back to urgent attention as I considered just jumping in and fucking her right then.
Unfortunately that’s when my brain kicked back in and my animal instincts took a backseat to my logical brain. My hand went into my jean pocket and considered pulling out a condom, but I remembered back to the fact I had Brittany as my real girlfriend so instead just tucked my dick back in my pants, walked out the door and shut it behind me. I wasn’t an animal, but a sane rational human, and I may have done some things I wasn’t proud of, but I wasn’t going to do anything I’d regret. Of course it’s ironic that I would come to regret that very decision, but that wasn’t until a few days later. For today I went to the bathroom downstairs to clean up, then let myself out of the apartment.
NO MINOR INTERACTION
If you are a minor unfollow me, if you support minors unfollow me. Idc how many followers I lose this is supposed to be a safe place for adults in consensual kink. Not for kids. And sorry if your not 18 you are considered a child by the law. And if I ever happen to follow someone by accident or reblog someone who Is a minor please let me know so we can keep our community safe. I cannot stress this enough. These kids are sneaky these days and it’s really putting us in danger. NOT FUCKING COOL!!
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A Gift
Well I’ve been fucking a girl for awhile. She loves it when I cum deep inside her and thought taking the pill would keep that belly of hers from bulging. Looks like it didn’t work as well as she thought as it’s growing.
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Hair: On point.
Makeup: Sharp.
Outfit: tight.
Body: banging.
Panties: none.
Condoms: … his problem.
Reblog if...
You would take a load deep in your fertile little cunt and not let ANY drip out...
Or
You would dump a load in a tight fertile pussy and not think twice about the consequences...
~I would love to drop multiple loads in a willing and fertile pussy...
Any ladies out there needing a belly full of baby batter?
Go anonymous and tell me a secret.
Wondering if I can get a booty call from the ex and not pull out in time tonight
Almost got my ex to let me knock her up tonight. Too bad she backed down!
Reblog if you're an Impregnation blog so we can all find each other
Always gets a reblog.
Reblog if you're a birth fetish/pregnancy blog
Reblog if you’re a birth fetish/pregnancy fetish blog, I really need new blogs to follow!