🌸🦇victor🦇🌸

I'm losing feeling in my hand typing this. And not in a fun, kinky way..

[knockoff-batman]

half bat, half man, alllll freak!

Low key? Mal forced me to do this, but. Whatever. I’m sonar but my actual name is Victor cause I’m fucking amazing… uhhh

obv. I do asks and fics

[knockoff-batman]

I CANT FUCKING STOP THINKING ABOUT BOOBS.

iTS INSUFFERABLE AND I HATE IT

why do boobs have to be so.. drools perfect?

[double-dee]

Boobs are PEEK

[knockoff-batman]

bob what are you doing here..

[double-dee]

Waiting for them to play Gangnam Style

[knockoff-batman]

damn. Maybe you have to pull one of these bad boys

[double-dee]

Fuck it

[knockoff-batman]

I’m proud of you bud. @rrobertson3 look at your grandpa go dude

he’s rocking it

[knockoff-batman]

I CANT FUCKING STOP THINKING ABOUT BOOBS.

iTS INSUFFERABLE AND I HATE IT

why do boobs have to be so.. drools perfect?

[double-dee]

Boobs are PEEK

[knockoff-batman]

bob what are you doing here..

[double-dee]

Waiting for them to play Gangnam Style

[knockoff-batman]

damn. Maybe you have to pull one of these bad boys

[flam-bae]

check out this weirdos blog bro

he likes you

@mantis-shmantis

Will it bite my fucking head off

[knockoff-batman]

No—? I- I wouldn’t— I mean— no-?!

[batmanz]

Sonar

Guess what

https://www.tumblr.com/dispatch-line-open/805468695930568704/party-pooper-okay-new-one-waterboy-sonar?source=share

Eeehhhh I'm more of a playboy than I am a marriage kinda dude

[knockoff-batman]

low key if me, you, and @batboner69 aren’t married by forty five we should get married

y’know to split the taxes

[batboner69]

I’ll be married before next year, trust me. I got 3 people to maximize tax benefits.

[knockoff-batman]

Damn

you lucky

[batboner69]

Nah, I just got rizz.

[knockoff-batman]

aye I got rizz too

@mothraofsdn

[batboner69]

Hell yea. Good luck out there getting tax benefits.

[knockoff-batman]

Thanks dude!!

[dispatch-line-open]

:(

Party pooper.

Okay new one:

Waterboy, sonar, shroud

"Kiss Waterboy, marry Sonar, kill Shroud. There, happy?"

[knockoff-batman]

Awe you’d marry me?

low key wanna make out with you now

[dispatch-line-open]

"..maybe later."

[knockoff-batman]

oh my god really

[knockoff-batman]

I CANT FUCKING STOP THINKING ABOUT BOOBS.

iTS INSUFFERABLE AND I HATE IT

why do boobs have to be so.. drools perfect?

[double-dee]

Boobs are PEEK

[knockoff-batman]

bob what are you doing here..

[deactivated-blog]

hey do you know if that bat guy likes femboys... or his number... or his @... after that... what do you think it would take to fix him? I will do ANYTHING. (also I think someone got into the ceiling, I'm hearing weird scratchy noises.) -maybe not perhaps an SDN employee

....No SDN Hr employees are unable to interact with SDN employees romantic lives on company time. (@knockoff-batman)

[knockoff-batman]

oh my GOD I LOVE femboys

you wouldn’t believe

[knockoff-batman]

*gives you a beef that we stole from Robert*

Oh holy shit… is it supposed to be this fat?

[flam-bae]

check out this weirdos blog bro

he likes you

@mantis-shmantis

Will it bite my fucking head off

[knockoff-batman]

Hahahahh

probably not

[batmanz]

Sonar

Guess what

https://www.tumblr.com/dispatch-line-open/805468695930568704/party-pooper-okay-new-one-waterboy-sonar?source=share

Eeehhhh I'm more of a playboy than I am a marriage kinda dude

[knockoff-batman]

low key if me, you, and @batboner69 aren’t married by forty five we should get married

y’know to split the taxes

[batboner69]

I’ll be married before next year, trust me. I got 3 people to maximize tax benefits.

[knockoff-batman]

Damn

you lucky

[batboner69]

Nah, I just got rizz.

[knockoff-batman]

aye I got rizz too

@mothraofsdn

[batmanz]

Sonar

Guess what

https://www.tumblr.com/dispatch-line-open/805468695930568704/party-pooper-okay-new-one-waterboy-sonar?source=share

Eeehhhh I'm more of a playboy than I am a marriage kinda dude

[knockoff-batman]

low key if me, you, and @batboner69 aren’t married by forty five we should get married

y’know to split the taxes

[batboner69]

I’ll be married before next year, trust me. I got 3 people to maximize tax benefits.

[knockoff-batman]

Damn

you lucky

[batmanz]

Sonar

Guess what

https://www.tumblr.com/dispatch-line-open/805468695930568704/party-pooper-okay-new-one-waterboy-sonar?source=share

Eeehhhh I'm more of a playboy than I am a marriage kinda dude

[knockoff-batman]

low key if me, you, and @batboner69 aren’t married by forty five we should get married

y’know to split the taxes

[batboner69]

Oh my god, this multiverse thing is hell.

Anyway, the interns sincerely congratulate you on becoming a father. If you need anything, we're always here; many of us are eager to meet your kids.

(Here's a congratulatory card with a bunch of signatures and a box of formula.)

I’m really not. We found the kids parents and Had to… we had to bring them back.

*Sonar says sadly.*

This is a really sweet gesture, but I don’t really know what to do with this anymore.

[mantis-shmantis]

wait I’m 20 can I be your son

[batboner69]

I’m not really ready to have a kid yet. No matter what age.

[knockoff-batman]

daayyummm sorry kid

[dispatch-line-open]

:(

Party pooper.

Okay new one:

Waterboy, sonar, shroud

"Kiss Waterboy, marry Sonar, kill Shroud. There, happy?"

[knockoff-batman]

Awe you’d marry me?

low key wanna make out with you now

[birdssong]

motivational images for you and your family

[thethingsunderthewater]

So like

do you eat bugs

No? That’s…..gross.

[knockoff-batman]

No it’s not

it’s a delicacy. If you have any poshness in you

so what do you eat

[thethingsunderthewater]

I eat….normal foods? Like everyone else does?

[knockoff-batman]

My bad

just assumed you ate weird shit

y’know cause ur an eel-man or smth