keiran

wazzaaa!!? I'm Keiran and my hero name is Scythre. I'm a giant mantis guy... uhh. Yeah.

[mantis-shmantis]

penis

hi there I’m Keiran and I’m a mantis humanoid.

uh I’m gay?..

I love flambae<3 (he despises me)

[batboner69]

Oh my god, this multiverse thing is hell.

Anyway, the interns sincerely congratulate you on becoming a father. If you need anything, we're always here; many of us are eager to meet your kids.

(Here's a congratulatory card with a bunch of signatures and a box of formula.)

I’m really not. We found the kids parents and Had to… we had to bring them back.

*Sonar says sadly.*

This is a really sweet gesture, but I don’t really know what to do with this anymore.

[mantis-shmantis]

wait I’m 20 can I be your son

[batboner69]

I’m not really ready to have a kid yet. No matter what age.

[mantis-shmantis]

That’s kewl

ur kewl

*rag dolls trying to fly away*

[batboner69]

Heh, alright dude.

What the fuck..? Why are you doing it like that?

[mantis-shmantis]

it happens.. I’m gonna go— use the elevator.

[batboner69]

Oh my god, this multiverse thing is hell.

Anyway, the interns sincerely congratulate you on becoming a father. If you need anything, we're always here; many of us are eager to meet your kids.

(Here's a congratulatory card with a bunch of signatures and a box of formula.)

I’m really not. We found the kids parents and Had to… we had to bring them back.

*Sonar says sadly.*

This is a really sweet gesture, but I don’t really know what to do with this anymore.

[mantis-shmantis]

wait I’m 20 can I be your son

[batboner69]

I’m not really ready to have a kid yet. No matter what age.

[mantis-shmantis]

That’s kewl

ur kewl

*rag dolls trying to fly away*

[batboner69]

Oh my god, this multiverse thing is hell.

Anyway, the interns sincerely congratulate you on becoming a father. If you need anything, we're always here; many of us are eager to meet your kids.

(Here's a congratulatory card with a bunch of signatures and a box of formula.)

I’m really not. We found the kids parents and Had to… we had to bring them back.

*Sonar says sadly.*

This is a really sweet gesture, but I don’t really know what to do with this anymore.

[mantis-shmantis]

wait I’m 20 can I be your son

[mantis-shmantis]

AAHHH…. @flam-bae

heheh… hhiii🤤

[cosmos-kitty]

Bug Crossing 🐛

I got the idea for this piece on a sunny day a while ago after seeing a beetle in the park struggle to get across the hot tarmac path, just a silly visual to explore the question of how much we should be mindful of the wildlife we share a habitat with - they live here too!

[mantis-shmantis]

we should make this a thing!