A vast collection.

Yes, this is Patchouli Knowledge, current owner of the Voile Library. Please, look around at your leisure. But please, do not cause any trouble during your stay. I have a certant witch to cause that. So please, enjoy yourself.

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Sip

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“Why must Remilia waste such perfectly good riceballs?”

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“If I may suggest, try taking a warm bath to sooth the skin, maybe wash over the heavily itchy areas. If that doesnt work I’ll see out making something for you then.”

“T-THANK YOU MISTRESS!!! I’ll do so now! Then return to work as quickly as possible!”

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“You’re welcome Koa, and do take your time with that, having you in top shape is important to me. Plus you’re already ahead of the tasks we had set to do today. So you may relax for a while, you’ve earned.”

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“D-D-oes anyone have anything for itching power? I’m itching like crazy right now!”

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“If I may suggest, try taking a warm bath to sooth the skin, maybe wash over the heavily itchy areas. If that doesnt work I’ll see out making something for you then.”

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A Little Fox has entered the Library

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twinfoxtails started following you

The mage was currently writting something down in a tome when one of her silent wards triggered. It was set to go only go off when someone she didnt know entered into the library, or whenever Marisa did, provided the witch hadnt found a way to deactivate them this time. Patchy of course, didnt look up from her work, simply letting out a small sigh as she continued to write

“Marisa if thats you please make yourself known, I know you’re there” She couldnt tell if it was Marisa or not but she was going to take a guess regardless.

Oh, shoot! He’s caught?! Well, that’s understandable, this IS her library, after all! He has no idea about wards or anything, so maybe she just had really good hearing?

Thankfully, Eri was already in disguise when entering Viole! He has to if he wants to take a book out, right? And not just any disguise either…-

“Sorry, Patchy, it’s just me! I’m just looking through and borrowing a few books, if that’s okay! You wouldn’t mind, right?”

She’ll trust Flan if she wants to borrow a few books right? Right!

Hearing Flans voice brought a bit of confusion to the Mage’s mind for a moment. She was certain that she had the wards set to not go off for any residents of the mansion, Flandre included. A bit of quick thinking and Patchy figured it must be one of two things, either Flandre had sent in one of her clones, which could set off the wards, or something or someone is trying to pretend to be her. A little test should sort this out. Patchy looked up from her book and turned to look over towards where the voice came from.

“Oh, good evening Lady Flandre, I apologize for my hasty assumption. I was expecting someone else. But yes, you may borrow another book. Just be sure to place the one you borrowed previously back on its proper shelf. What book was that again?” Patchy knew that the last book Flan had taken out was a book about the arts, something only she and Flan knew. if this was the real Flandre, the the answer should come quick and correctly.

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Send me a 🎁 + an object for my muse’s reaction to being gifted that object.

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(Why must I be reminded of pure torture?)

(And remembering that god Damn stupid chicken)

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“With a little cast to induce sudden and rapid calcium growth”

“I can leave you with only one bone in your body. Granted it would be one massive bone with you no longer able to move. But it is possible.”

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“I wonder if Sakuya is used to hickies by now.”

“I’m not very sure. depends on her current relationship with Remilia at the moment I guess”

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thathermitwiththehairpin replied to your post: There is a good reason Patchy wont part take in...

“She won’t say; therefore the reason will forever be ‘Patchy hates fun.’”

"I do not hate fun, After all”

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There is a good reason Patchy wont part take in any shot downing games.

that reason why will be up to you to figure out. because she wont say.

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A Little Fox has entered the Library

twinfoxtails started following you

The mage was currently writting something down in a tome when one of her silent wards triggered. It was set to go only go off when someone she didnt know entered into the library, or whenever Marisa did, provided the witch hadnt found a way to deactivate them this time. Patchy of course, didnt look up from her work, simply letting out a small sigh as she continued to write

“Marisa if thats you please make yourself known, I know you’re there” She couldnt tell if it was Marisa or not but she was going to take a guess regardless.

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clock-corpse entered the library

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It took only a moment of looking at her and hearing her voice that Patchouli could tell that Sakuya was exhausted. She was still impressed at how the maid was able to maintain her form despite the tiredness. She watched as the tea was poured and the sugar put into the cup. The mage isnt that picky with her tea, and she usually only had one but given Sakuya’s currently state, Patchy wasnt going to say anything, instead just taking the cup.

“Its been going well, finished up some reading that took a while. But if I may ask you to sit down for a moment Sakuya that would be nice. I could use someone to talk with for a while. So please, pour yourself a cup and sit.” She just wantted to give Sakuya a moment off of her feet to rest, She knew the maid was always busy with her work but given how she has worked her self ragged before, she knew the dangers of doing so and didnt want Sakuya to have anything bad happen to her.

“Mm…Alright.” Sakuya poured herself a cup and sat down right in front of Patchouli. Hopefully this tea would be enough to keep her awake for a little longer. As she sat down, Sakuya propped up her head with her arm to give herself something to rest on. She knows she probably shouldn’t do something that might cause her to fall asleep, but she’s going to anyway.

“I’m still amazed that you have the patience to finish such long books, Patchouli. I find it difficult to finish a novel once I start. I often start a new one while I am in the middle of another.” She took a sip of her tea.

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Good, she was sitting down. That is a start at the very least, hopefully Sakuya can relax a bit while they talk. Patchy took a sip from her tea, tasting the excess sugar in it but not mentioning it as she swallowed. Sakuya’s tea was always very very tasty, even if it was a bit over sugared.

“Its an acquired skill I admit. Helps that what I am reading are things I am interested in. And I’ll admit that sometimes with particually longer books I need to take a break from it, either to rest or to do something else small before getting back into it. Just a little bit of dedication and joy for what you are doing can go a long way, but it doesnt do me any good to take it all on nonstop.”

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clock-corpse entered the library

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Patchy had just sat down at a desk, opening up another book to start looking through when she notice Sakuya had appeared near her, the mage looking over to her.

“Good afternoon Sakuya. I hope your day has been going well so far”

A visibly exhausted Sakuya entered the library with a tea tray. She had gone shopping this morning but was held back by an inconvenience. Now she’s decided to just stay up all day until tomorrow morning instead of getting at least a few hours of sleep. Damned vampire schedules.

“My day has been okay so far Patchouli. I hope your afternoon is well.” Sakuya started pouring a cup of tea for Patchy. She remembered how Patchy wanted her tea, two sugars. At least she thinks so? She may be too tired for this.

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It took only a moment of looking at her and hearing her voice that Patchouli could tell that Sakuya was exhausted. She was still impressed at how the maid was able to maintain her form despite the tiredness. She watched as the tea was poured and the sugar put into the cup. The mage isnt that picky with her tea, and she usually only had one but given Sakuya’s currently state, Patchy wasnt going to say anything, instead just taking the cup.

“Its been going well, finished up some reading that took a while. But if I may ask you to sit down for a moment Sakuya that would be nice. I could use someone to talk with for a while. So please, pour yourself a cup and sit.” She just wantted to give Sakuya a moment off of her feet to rest, She knew the maid was always busy with her work but given how she has worked her self ragged before, she knew the dangers of doing so and didnt want Sakuya to have anything bad happen to her.

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mayohigan-orange replied to your post: “Please do not break one of Lady Flandre’s...

“…” Chen bats at one of Patchy’s hair tails instead.

She simply looks at the cat batting at her hair tail for a few seconds before placing her hand on said hair tail, straightening it back out. “Please do not be to rough with them, they are a nightmare to set up like this at times” She wasnt angry or anything, and in fact reached down to gently pet the kitty. “though if I may ask what brings you here to the mansion today? Is it an errand from one of your two masters?”

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“A book worm? She needs to get out more!”

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“I’ll have you know I get out plenty. I spend alot of time sitting out on the balcony reading to enjoy the fresh air”

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clock-corpse entered the library

Patchy had just sat down at a desk, opening up another book to start looking through when she notice Sakuya had appeared near her, the mage looking over to her.

“Good afternoon Sakuya. I hope your day has been going well so far”