Maybe Like The 5th Coolest Person You Know

Not explicitly an NSFW page but I can’t promise I’ll never reblog/like something that is so if you’re under 18 don’t interact pls. She/her. 21 years old, transfem. NSFW account is mayathepuppy, do like actually don’t go there if you’re a minor

[freyaofthesea]

Fox McCloud twink death 💔

[freyaofthesea]

If anyone knows where I can get this HMU

[sadocanine]

Call her penis a mini golf water feature the way it imitates something useful at a scale too small to be impressive

[sadocanine]

call my posts a mini golf water feature the way they follow the structure of successful posters but at a scale too small to be impressive

[ashes2caches]

give that transfem a tummy. feed her lots of *remembers that the global presence of burgers is in part due to america’s cultural and economic systems of imperialism* biryani. feed her biryani.

[freyaofthesea]

They call me Pink Floyd the way I’m rocking with prog now (cuz Pink Floyd’s genre was progressive (prog for short) rock and I’m starting progesterone (prog for short) now)

[freyaofthesea]

God forbid a lesbian commit a little bit of fraud 🙄

[ashes2caches]

puppy, stop it. you can’t give mommy road head right now. there’s fucking black ice.

[wolfertinger666]

black people: we make our favorite characters black because it makes us feel happy and represented

"make your own characters and stop blackwashing!!!"

black people: ok, this is my original character tulip, she's a dark skinned fairy angel with purple hair-

"UGH, stop adding your DEI cringe to everything you n-"

[wolfertinger666]

can't win with bigots and it sucks how often black artists are policed and are told they cannot see themselves in certain characters. hell, even cosplay.

and there's such a big double standard when it comes to "racebending" because everyone loved Brazilian Miku (I loved that trend too DW) but if she were to be black there would be so much racism involved (which I have seen already)

[lilyblisslys]

They should sell tentacle bath bombs at lush that molest you

[clockybroad]

I guess

[lilyblisslys]

sorry was my post about forceful tentacle sex too much for your tender eyes

[gostaks]

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

[retroactivebakeries]

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

[isuggestforcefem]

Devastating - the most gorgeous beautiful woman that I have ever seen (who is also trans) can't hang out with me because her boyfriend said no

Kill her boyfriend

[isuggestforcefem]

Wait no. I have an alternative solution

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

[imposterogers]

other actors: I sent live rats to my costars and drank sewage water bc I’m a method actor

rpatz: I played sonic everyday —but only the dark version— to really get in the headspace

[ssalmonn]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[eggplant-crusader]

He is literally just Bruce Wayne.

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[isuggestforcefem]

Not only am I going to become a woman, I'm going to become an outrageously attractive woman. The kind of woman you look at and go "wow, if I just had one night with her, I think that'd fix me..." The kind of woman that would make you tremble with just one downward gaze. The kind of woman you grab onto the leg of, futilely, as she walks out of your life. The kind of woman people can't seem to get enough of, the kind people clamor for without even realizing that they want it. "Goddess" doesn't even begin to describe it. I will become your life, your everything. So go ahead. Forcefem me. Bask in the beauty of your creation. Worship my perfect form, and submit to the primal force of femininity you helped to unleash upon this unprepared world! You can stay by my side, as I reshape the Earth in the image of us, of our sisters. And yes, you can also sit in my lap if you want. You'd look so cute, if you did that.

Hey uh. Sorry it took me a while to answer this I’ve been. Normal. And fine. About this. Thinking about it a normal amount of time.

Uhm.

Yeah.

I do wanna sit in your lap tho…

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[catboybiologist]

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

[virtualgirladvance]

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

[raevenlywrites]

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

[scrabbleknight]

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

[thedeadtravelfast]

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

[nightcrawler-fan]

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

[kittydesade]

.... is one of those guys Blade?

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

[l0ve-2-myself]

so who's trying to be like this