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corydiawrites:
âWhat are you saying?â
âYou left me.â
âYou broke my heart!â
âI donât love you.â
âYouâre beautiful when you smile.â
âDonât poutâ
âStop crying.â
âYou did this.â
âIâm just a fuck up.â
âGet out!â
âI think I accidentally walked into a gay bar.â
âDonât call me.â
âI wonât call you.â
âCall me.â
âYouâre making this harder than it has to be.â
âIâm not breaking up with you.â
âYouâre breaking up with me.â
âThatâs so cliche.â
âI think Iâm sick.â
âIâm a little drunk.â
âStop making this so hard.â
âAre you following me?â
âThereâs no such thing as a sexy bathroom.â
âStop being a wimp.â
âIâm not ticklish.â
âStop touching me.â
âIf you poke me one more time, Iâm going to punch you.â
âI should hate you.â
âOn a scale from one to Romeo and Juliet, how bad was that story?â
âYou canât lie to me.â
âThis is the worst idea ever.â
âThis is stupid.â
âYouâre an idiot.â
âYouâre being ridiculous.â
âI donât eat chocolate.â
âItâs just rain.â
âI said no, that means no.â
âCome watch the stars with me.â
âItâs not a date.â
âItâs totally a date.â
âYour kiss is like poison.â
âIâm not leaving this bed.â
âIâm never showing my face to the outside world again.â
âThat was so embarrassing."Â
"Thereâs so much idiocy in this room.â
âYou make it hard to breath.â
âI want a pet.â
âWe could always just get wasted.â
âCome play video games with me.â
âCome have a Netflix date with me.â
âUse protection!â
âDo you even hear what youâre saying?â
âJust shut up.â
âIâm not good with small children.â
âIf I never teach my kids how to shoot a marshmallow shooter, I have failed as a parent.â
âIâm pretty sure thatâs my shirt.â
âWe could always just make out?â
âI have a date with an ice cream carton and on demand movies.â
âGive me a chance. Or at least like, half a chance.â
âYouâre acting all Edward Cullen-ish, and itâs making me uncomfortable.â
âWe could always play truth or dare?â
âYouâre on a roll tonight, arenât you?â
âYouâre a problem.â
âIâd be so content with never seeing you again.â
âI think I saw you in a dream once.â
âIf I had to choose between talking to you and having to eat a cup of screws, Iâd probably still go with the screws.â
âI didnât mean to break it.â
âI donât know, but I probably had sex with him/her.â
âStop being a judgy asshole.â
âI canât control that!â
âThis was a natural response.â












