[jame7t]

can i email you

you want me pregnant

[lovefourtydown]

And you can aim for my heart, go for blood But you would still miss me in your bones And I still talk to you (when I'm screaming at the sky) And when you can't sleep at night (you hear my stolen lullabies) (x)

[gollasper]

i think we should destroy willmack

[sequestering]

inspired by that incredible usa/germany game, i have concocted my own take on exactly what was going on with mattdrai behind the scenes at the olympics, ft. adultery, emotional repression, and screwing up a bj because you're giggling too hard. 7k (i.e. part one of two) up now.

[sequestering]

this is now completed! with more adultery, hockey as foreplay, and a well-earned helping of stomach-churning guilt

[woman-respecter]

the arc of history is long but it bends towards rpf

[florida-samthers]

AJ Greer you will always be Mr Fuck Da Oilers

[darkwithasharpenededge]

Trade news got me like "imagine the comedy crackfic about [redacted] trying to hide from [redacted] that he's getting fucked by [redacted] on the regular"

[sequestering]

is there a way we can channel mt19's ability to get absolutely everything he ever wants for good?

[sweethomeblue]

"someone needs to check the olympics gc" girl for what

> bro come to my team

> yesss and bro can go to bro's team

> and then if bro goes to bro's team too then we can broangulate

[jeffreyskinner]

brothers fighting | panthers @ senators | 11.27.23

[turnagain]

brady

[knuckifupuck]

brady to the panthers............. is this a joke

[mikkolas]

goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky

[zetterbabe]

ride along with the cap

[hycohyco1]

[knuckifupuck]

via are_entertainment on instagram

[finnesse]