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@knucklepucktrash
I walked by the new cat arcade today and I am shaken.
CAT ARCADE???
WHERE!?!?
The Catcade
Chicago, IL
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Artist: Chik
City: Quebec, Canada
Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
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“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”
“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”
*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*
Ah yes the Shitstorm clip that got viral~
Unpaid internships and unpaid overtime should be illegal uwu
I know, I know, but then jobs might restrict your health care, but that’s ok because denying health care should also be illegal uwu
one of my favorite things about the pokemon universe is how the humans are esp. the bad guys
like mob boss giovonni can pull out a glock and waste my 10 y/o ass but he doesn’t he just accepts that i knocked out his cat and hands me money
I have my own theory that humans in the Pokemon world don’t even have a concept of direct violence. They settle all disputes through Pokemon battles, but also a human without pokemon is entirely helpless. This might lend its self further to the notion that humans can’t venture outside of towns without bringing trained pokemon to protect them. Like, can Pokemon world humans even throw a punch? I think the notion of humans ever directly using violence against one another without pokemon involved is something they can’t even think of.
In one of the movies ash just straight up clocks lucario
ash is innovative in a world where humans can’t punch
*steeples fingers* okay so I know this is a humorous fun joke but like…
Let’s think about this for a moment.
Mob Boss Giovanni probably has a gun. Given the level of technological development in pokemon’s universe it’s very unlikely that nobody invented gunpowder or ever thought to put it together into a weapon, or that Giovanni would procure one.
Let’s also assume the average ten-year-old bright-eyed pokemon trainer is not wearing a bulletproof vest, or has particularly impressive gun dodging abilities.
Giovanni shoots child, Giovanni probably dies immediately.
Why?
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Tldr, if Giovani shoots Red, Charizard eats him
This analysis really brings to mind how “Pokemon” is short for “pocket monsters.”
If you stripped off the Care Bears overlay you would have a world of sorcerers who each maintain the personal loyalty of a cadre of extremely powerful demons and that ten-year-old might as well be the kid from Terry Pratchett’s Sourcerer.
I sort of want to write a world like this now.