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Trans, Bi, she/her, 30s, white, married.  Blog about Pokemon, toku, Animorphs, fandom and politics. I don't post anything super personal here, so everything I post is okay to reblog, including with your own commentary. I'm here for conversation and to meet people. Just don't be rude. horny sideblog @je-baise, art blog @je-dessine

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[aniquotes]

“‘Well, if it isn’t Lobster Boy.’

<Hey, Jake. Remember this morph?>

‘Uh-huh. Some reason why you’re morphing to lobster?’

<Ummmm…I dropped my keys down in the pool? I was going to go get them?>

‘Well, then it’s a good thing you have the ability to turn into a lobster, because otherwise, what would you do? I mean, normal people, they drop their keys in the pool, they’re just totally helpless. Those keys stay down there. Forever.’

I stopped the morph before I lost my eyes and began to reverse it. As soon as I had a mouth I said, 'You seem perky, today. You want something to drink?’

'What are you going to do, morph to cow and squeeze me out a glass of two percent?’”

- Book #54: The Beginning (Marco), pg. 130 (by K.A. Applegate)

[aniquotes]

“If it was happening to someone else, it would be hysterical.”

- Marco, Book #15: The Escape, pg. 25 (by K.A. Applegate)

[aniquotes]

“I’ve found that if you act like a moron, adults tend to leave you alone. It’s when they think you might be as smart as they are that they give you a hard time.”

- Marco, Book #30: The Reunion, pg. 13 (by K.A. Applegate)

[garaks-padded-cell]

can we make contact with aliens already im losin hope here

[garaks-padded-cell]

I posted this because i want to have sex with the aliens

[tlirsgender]

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

[vitalinformations]

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

[tlirsgender]

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[tlirsgender]

"Why are my parents suddenly trying to be my friend now that I'm an adult??" Is crazymaking but putting together "oh, because children aren't seen as fully human so they're acceptable to abuse in a way that I'm not anymore. It was never actually about me as a person it was about children being property" may or may not feel Better. Makes sense though lol. Lmao. Everyone get more youthlib now

[tlirsgender]

Like once you really understand Being A Minor as an axis of oppression & look at things through this framework a lot of really jarring things about the transition to adulthood start making sense. Like. Damn you guys told me there was something fundamentally wrong with me but it was just because I was a child this whole time? The fuck?

[vivipokedex]

leafeon for @scalesong :)

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thewellofastarael]

"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."

Source: a 2016 facebook posts by Craig Enan, since then deleted (OG link here)

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[pitbolshevik]

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

[pitbolshevik]

mercedes watching their car do this: huh. maybe we're not good at endurance racing.

[pitbolshevik]

my tags were correct, it did in fact do it twice

[je-blauge]

Thought tumblr might like this one. Has at least one lesbian, possibly multiple? and also werewolves. Mild attempted SA warning, but I felt it was tasteful (and no more graphic than they could get away with on YouTube)

[andremichaux]

THE GOOD PLACE | 1.08

Bonus:

[kosmogrl]

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[green-ejgyhdgghvfk]

I HAD to make this asap