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my knight just dramatically threw his cloak over my shoulders and said “you’ll need this” and then immediately took it back because it’s apparently his good cloak

#don’t worry he’s just shy #socially awkward knight #aww

medievalsquire

i was carrying an incredibly important sealed letter for the king and accidentally used it to wipe stew off my hands before i remembered

#Well squire #was the message received?

I’m a cafe de Villi’s rn and every month they have a special custom donut pastry thing. They’ve had mars bars, kitkat, bounty and many many others.

This time

#shitpost #cafe #donuts #yummy #they also show how it’s made #it’s awesome #food #pastry #happy pride 🌈#gay #lgbtq #australia

koalabear-style

If mad scientists in shows are actually mad engineers, then what if there was an actual mad scientist.

A scientist inspired by the Carrionites in Doctor Who to learn how to see patterns and understand complex systems and how to apply it to words, languages, names. Every discovery, every step forward brings a flash of hope and feeling of relief, until another roadblock appears, another contradiction pops up.

The scientist going mad from constant speculation, trial and errors. Piles of documents filled with nonsensical writings and equations to everyone else scattered across the desk. Trying to understand what it means to split a name, bend a language. All done just to question their understanding of reality.

koalabear-style

You gotta be f*king kidding me

#damn it!#so close

Walking on tiptoes and wearing high heels AREN’T THE SAME THING!

#they just aren’t!#not a shitpost

If mad scientists in shows are actually mad engineers, then what if there was an actual mad scientist.

A scientist inspired by the Carrionites in Doctor Who to learn how to see patterns and understand complex systems and how to apply it to words, languages, names. Every discovery, every step forward brings a flash of hope and feeling of relief, until another roadblock appears, another contradiction pops up.

The scientist going mad from constant speculation, trial and errors. Piles of documents filled with nonsensical writings and equations to everyone else scattered across the desk. Trying to understand what it means to split a name, bend a language. All done just to question their understanding of reality.

#mad scientist #like actual mad scientist mad scientist #we need more mad master degrees #doctor who #carrionite #shitpost #fanfic #autism

Tumblr in the winter, call that…

Tumbrrr

#if anyone’s done this before #no you haven't #it’s mine now #shitpost

The campsite I’m staying at has these signs hanged in every cubicle.

Park Management everyone!

#camping #shitpost #signs #management #self awareness #cats #dogs #australia

Having friends that also both have ADD or ADHD is so funny.

Because you could be having a normal conversation then there’s a sound in the background, no matter how small, and both of you immediately stop talking, whip your heads around pinpointing the exact location, and then turn around and resume talking like this is totally normal.

#shitpost #add/adhd #adhd #nerodivergent #friends #attention #weird #autism

I cringe in your general direction

#shitpost #the most damaging insult you can give to a primary school kid

Just watched Mulan.

Gotta say, it’s one of the movies of all time.

#mulan #mulan 1998 #china #Shang #li shang #shitpost #animation #art #disney #old disney

Land rights for gay whales

#shitpost #historical events #lgbtqia #gay #whale

Pulp is gross

I just want my juice I don’t want all those things in there.

#orange juice #shitpost

byjove

Tumblr is truly a prison. I’ll be like “I hate the way this website works. Broken filtering, broken search option, shitty moderating, glitches.” and then I’ll try to use any other social media platform and find it is somehow worse.