KoalaPhoenix

www.koalaphoenix.com #Transincidental is my comic #myart for art

[koalaphoenix]

Consumed by Static

This is basically what um. It's like when I get overwhelmed. My body grounds me. In head space at least. So. Um. But I still can get overwhelmed. And um. Mhm. That's what happens. It's like my body being ripped apart. And um. Just. Mhm. Static spills out. The overflow noise. I was just a ball of static until this week. But now I have a nice body. And it helps. I have like. Wool socks. On my hands. That ground me. But um. If there's too much. And I panic. I just. Spill. Um. Mhm. This took 9.5 hours. I'm proud of it. But it's. Messy. But. I hope you like it. So. Sorry. ⚡

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[randomchild20-deactivated202408]

Seeing tr*mp just get fucking decked instantly made my night better

[mentally-unstable-bagel]

aw fuck yeah

[no-one-offical]

Yeah fuck yeahh

[do-not-u-dare]

Hell yeah

[king-of-oreo]

Never not gonna reblog this

[koalaphoenix]

Trick or treat!!!

Oh gosh

Sadly I've no candy to give, groceries too expense ;-;

[koalaphoenix]

[koalaphoenix]

Trying on new teefs

[koalaphoenix]

Beware of cursed items as we near Halloween

[koalaphoenix]

[koalaphoenix]

Beware of cursed items as we near Halloween

[koalaphoenix]

Beware of cursed items as we near Halloween

[alice-arty]

I may not be livestreaing, but this is quite the crossover. Day 14: I shan't choose the form of the destructor, but I shall choose some super duper artists like @lariumbreon @koalaphoenix @tresenellaart and @darkmagenugget , coz if I'm getting dope artists, who else was I gonna call?

[koalaphoenix]

💜

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[koalaphoenix]

Happy International Lesbian Day!

[boyslovevisualnovel]

art mood lately

[boyslovevisualnovel]

more art mood lately

[zealli]

Met me add some from my collection

[cinnamnt]

[koalaphoenix]

When I close my eyes there is static.

When I close my eyes there is noise.

When I squeeze them tight 

There is star stuff inside

Simply filling up all of that void. 

When I close my eyes there is quiet.

When I close my eyes there is peace. 

When I squeeze them tight 

Leave the whole world outside

And exist where the silence has lease.

When I open my eyes there is panic. 

When I open my eyes there is pain.

But when I squeeze them tight 

There's no one left - I might 

Never want them to open again.

When I close my eyes there is safety.

When I close my eyes I am dead. 

When I squeeze them tight 

And you're out of my sight

I can forget my terror and dread.

When I open my eyes it's a nightmare.

So I'll close them. And then you will see. 

Open eyes, scared of what they see there.

Only closed is there Static and Peace.

[koalaphoenix]

Hi. Static again. Um. Here are the Eliza pics. Um. Oh. I forgot to um. Post her actual art

Mhm. I um. Really like her. But uhm. Yeah. So. Just. Also I drew me as Sailor Static. For spoopy month. So. Mhm. Sorry.

Oh. And um. The one with her face close up? That one's. Um. You're seeing her reflection. In my face. So. I hope it looks right. ⚡

[koalaphoenix]

Hi. I'm Static. Um. I've been in our system for. Well. I've been here for decades. But um. Normally I'm very unstable. Like. I'm usually only front to have a meltdown. But this week I've been front a bunch about um. That. And it's been good! I've been. Stable. And friendly. I've just drawn a lot. And all I really want to do is hang out with people and draw. So I've been doing that. Um. Sorry. Uh. I just. We made a character. Called Eliza. And i just. Love her. And wish I could be her. Um. But uh. Anyway she's in some of these. Doodles. And I drew myself. A bunch. This isn't even all of it. But Tumblr has a 10 pic limit. So. I'll post in another um. Post. There's an animation I did that I'm really proud of. And it'll get its own post.

Also pictured are Null and Flare. System members. Alters. Um. Null is my opposite. I'm just a ball of static, at least til this week when I got a body. Null is a void and um. He/it/they is really good at keeping me handled usually. Unless I get too emotional then he has to pull the plug fast or I go haywire. He's kinda. System dad.

Flare is. Like. Just rage. He/it's bottled up usually. I'm usually in agony and melting down when front. Flare understands, he does too. He's trying to share the weight of our issues. Maybe that's why I can do things this week. Idk. But. He's not *nice.* But he's trying to be kind to me. So it's. Good.

Um. I'll. Post more. After this. Sorry. I like talking, I'm just. Um. Bad at it. So. Um. Mhm.

[transpanda-1]

MY DISCORD GOT HACKED DO NOT ACCEPT ANY FILES FROM ME

[koalaphoenix]

Kobold Christi update

And fun lil system/progress pics tooo