Ivy the Seadragon

They/Him femboy 21 Professional Kobold, Rabbit, and Seadragon

[theonewhowanks]

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[dogpuppy]

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[aj-living-life]

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

[aj-living-life]

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

[maculategiraffe]

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

[ammnontet]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

a convo in the replies of a post where one of them is hidden because i blocked them and the other one makes a comment that i cant possibly understand due to how out of context it is is funny to me every single time

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[thehmn]

In Copenhagen you can visit The Round Tower. It used to be an astronomical observatory until light pollution and the vibrations from increased traffic in the streets made it useless for its original purpose.

Today it’s mostly famous for what it looks like on the inside.

It has an equestrian staircase though it’s so smooth it’s really just a gentle slope more than a staircase. It was build like that so our lazy bum king could ride his horse all the way to the top (king not in photo)

And naturally people have also driven cars up the tower

And held a bike race

For a while it was just sort of abandoned by the authorities and became a sloping marketplace

But today it has been restored and become a tourist spot as well as a popular destination for school trips. And yes, you can still watch the cosmos at the top.

[damaramegido]

[importantcatpics]

[wulfricgrayscale]

Dragons can I please fondle them. Just a little

[kitsnicket]

[silly-jellyghoty]

What i don't get with wax cilinders is - how does the replay even work? It's wax, it's soft, so how is it that the reading needle isn't just plumeting through the same way the recording needle did? With vinil, the original soft recording is made into a negative cast which is then pressed into much more durable plastic material that can take several dozens if not hundreds of reads before the groove gets too damaged and starts losing the sound quality and skipping. But wax? WAX?? How?

[just-pixel]

The reproducing needle is indeed riding on the cylinder, but unlike the recording needle it's only just barely doing so. These things have been designed to put the absolute minimum amount of weight on the record while still producing an audible tone. However, you're also touching on the fundamental flaw of wax cylinder records: the recording is made by varying the depth of the groove, and when the reproducing needle is doing its thing it is shaving off a little of that height every time. The same hardening process for discs did happen with cylinders, but it was much more difficult process than making a metal stamp and pressing it on a glob of vinyl. And with discs, the audio is recorded with horizontal wiggling. The floor of the groove that the reproducing needle plows through doesn't contain any data, so the needle on those phonographs are free to rest their entire weight on them.

[theehorsepusssy]

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[cryptotheism]

You know what dahling lets indulge a bit, pour me another glass of pussy.

[cryptotheism]

I was too scared to be into makeup during my emo boy days. Now that I'm kind of a girl I understand eyeliner as a type of toy.