Ivy the Seadragon

They/Him femboy 21 Professional Kobold, Rabbit, and Seadragon

[datasoong47]

[rambrandt-the-painter]

feeling a powerful kinship with the day gecko....

[daylights-rain]

Rambrandt boutta bite the shit outta me when i open her enclosure for feeding time

[rambrandt-the-painter]

That's you??? You're the weird sausage thing that gives me my food???

[daylights-rain]

if you just stay stuck to the ceiling the food shows up anyways and I dont end up bitten. you should try it. you should really really try it

[rambrandt-the-painter]

you don't know anything about my way of life. Don't tell me what to do.

[pangur-and-grim]

kneading with all four paws

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[hitmanagent47]

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

[mysharona1987]

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[zoazoaa]

[gazeldhazel]

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[realagent47]

it’s impossible

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

it is actually haunting me that I forgot to wave. if he looked out the airplane window, he wouldn’t have seen me…..

[naamahdarling]

Go outside and wave real quick. He can not see you from wherever he is just as well as he could not see you from his plane. It's still nothing, nothing will change, but a process would occur.

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[theonewhowanks]

[youhavethewrong]

Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you