FIX YOUR HEART, OR DIE

kass. she/her. ♠️ anti-terf, antifa, anti-outdoor cats.

[piendish]

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[kobrakid]

Coworker got a tiny bike in her kinder egg

[kobrakid]

I made him sunglasses

[kobrakid]

Coworker got a tiny bike in her kinder egg

[reprisearchive]

David Lynch's "Angriest Dog in the World".

[littleguysdaily]

[kobrakid]

I love my desk. Look at Whitney's pet bug. LOOK AT IT.

[kobrakid]

Candy I've broken teeth on:

Starburst

Skittle

Sweettart

[kobrakid]

Car needs 1.5k worth of work

I just broke a tooth

AAAAA

[kobrakid]

My therapist is a professor and I had to reschedule my session bc we both had groups of frazzled students crying at us in our respective offices lmao I can't wait for friday

[samwisethewitch]

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

[kobrakid]

I love my bug

[labcorphehe-deactivated20260118]

tmi stands for tell me immediately

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hello my name is Hetero Boyfriend and the two main ways i interact with you are standing in the kitchen doing nothing moments after you’ve walked in to start cooking, and giving you a painful back rub for 2 minutes before i start fondling you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you heard it here first folks

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[blssmjpg]

I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.

[kobrakid]

I don't wanna be a chronic pain warrior this is stupid

[phantomrose96]

Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.

[phantomrose96]

To start 30% of tumblr users don’t own their own car, which already eliminates quite a lot of potential truck havingness you see.

Then among the car havers, the most common kind is a 20 year old sedan that was purchased for $2,400 and will be driven until the rims weather into sediment and become a new kind of sedan sedimentary rock called a sedanimentary rock. The second most common kind of car is a Subaru purchased by two lesbians who are no longer in a relationship but remain good enough friends still to be effective car co-parents.

Now this does leave an amount of truck havers. About 0.5-1% according to science. But importantly when you ask them about the truck the answer is “yeah my job is to pull stuck bulls out of the mud on the farm” and then they pull away and you get to see all the muddy bulls in the back of their truck, which is a real treat.

[starlight-shadowbanned]

your vehicle?

i do not own my own vehicle

i own a cheap sedan which i will drive until it disintegrates

i own a subaru

i own a work truck

i own a truck that is not for work

im bald/vanilla extract

Voting ended onApr 21