Kock My Rock

She/it/them/kock or kockle/Ya know it be like that sometimes

[kockle]

hi u used to be rly weird to me n i’m underage fuck off u furry dipshit <33

[drinksss]

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[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

greetings to any and all thots

[small-lizard]

old-school warrior cats amvs alignment chart

[komaedalovemail]

me komaeda

[raimi]

Oh, you think you’re Komaeda, huh? What’s that, you little bitch? Are you trying to compete with me? Heh. Well, you can try. My power is far beyond anything you can imagine. One day, not too soon in the future, you will rue the day you dared to utter the phrase “me komaeda.” Children will come to play in the smoking crater that was once your home, and I will laugh, for I am the one true Komaeda. Try to best me if you dare, but I don’t believe you can. I am laughing in your face right now, you mediocre sac of alleged “komaeda.” I am laughing because you are a fool. Will you challenge me, or will you sink back into the filth from whence you came?

[komaedalovemail]

me komaeda

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[slothgangang]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

[yeehawwhonkhonk-deactivated2021]

@kockle

[drinksss]

Don’t Want

Here’s my take on Chompette…. she’s great

[theyarnlesbian]

I got yelled at by my sisters today so we’re gonna settle this by a vote: yay or nay to hawaiian shirts as date wear

[swarnpert]

this is so sad killjoys make some noise

[knifepadme]

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

[ferretrade]

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

[aymmichurros]

me: goes out with unshaved legs me: what the FUCK ever lmao somene: looks @ my legs me:

[drinksss]

[zen-mura]

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[milanesasaregreat-blog]

*watches recipe in cookbook*

Okay so I need 3 eggs

*walks over the fridge*

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*opens fridge*

Wait was it 2 eggs

[oh-archivist]

me: how am i single

me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*

me: how am i single

[zemathememequeen]

[andrewbelami]