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Kieran | 17 | England Here are some posts about bands and other stuff.

[ezrajkoenig-deactivated20190503]

ROSTAM NO

[upsidedownjopper]

[weirdnessisgood]

[thekingdomofdong]

what if god was one of us

[legoalbums]

Vampire Weekend - Contra Singles

[weloveshortvideos]

Mcdonalds worker:“I’m a magician &  can make the penny disappear under the water bottle. look for it in the bottle”  

[ezramichaelkoenig]

[koeniggled]

Ezra Koenig + Danny DeVito (Coachella 2011)

[lycanrocc]

Visit Original Link

[source]

[ondore]

[adapto]

[kehlso]

[davidthewayfarer-deactivated201]

[koeniggled]

some loser: so what did u think about mayweather vs pacquiao?

me, an intellectual: i'm sorry, i've never heard of that court case before

[koeniggled]

someone at the door: rings doorbell

me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.

[koeniggled]

*in the back of a police car* can you hand me the aux cord?

[theonion]

Head Of National Potato Council Declares U.S. In Midst Of Potato Renaissance 

POCATELLO, ID—Hailing our day and age as the “single greatest moment in history to be a potato consumer,” National Potato Council president Dan Lake declared Tuesday that the United States is in the midst of an unparalleled potato renaissance.

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[sesherhesher]

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

in a weird way i think diary of a wimpy kid is probably one of the funniest things ive ever read