I know things now

Kermit the Frog here. The letter of the day is 2!

[thegunlady]

this entire show is just a series of vines.

[realhousewivesofatlanta]

phaedra’s read about kenya during the season 6 reunion

[demisatyr]

i would have to go into witness protection after a read like this

[tealesbian]

gfhjdjdgfh this is so funny

[pancakepunks]

I love the audible gasp

[theinturnetexplorer]

[sarcasmismydrugs]

This professor gets extra credit.

[bearren-blog]

Å̦̬̥͍͉̭̐͟͝R̻̲̲̩͕ͦ̽ͫ͡E̹͙̼͔̰̭̥͚ͦ͐͝ ̶́͏͉Y̴̱̤̣̽̾̂̈̓́̚Ǫ͉̊̂ͮ̅ͥ́Ű̷̘͉͙̣̘͈̥ͮ̔͢ ̧̘̟̙̫̱̤ͬͮ͂͟͡R̶͛ͫ̀҉͕͙̰̠ͅE̓͐̋̓̆̈҉̥͉̹̯̩Ã̸͉̰̞̰̫̹͉D̦̙͚̄̄̒̓͛̀ͫͨ͐Y̶̧̥̯̹͛ͩ̍͆ͨ̈́̏̓ͦ ̾̍͊͆ͮͧͧ͒͘҉̰̠̪͙͇̲̠ͅK̶̖̝͔̹̻̳ͪ͂͋̔͛͑̚͠I̷̷̍̉ͨ̽͒̈͏̙D͕̥̖̤̐̎ͪ̔̆S̲̩͓̏̉ͯ͢?͖̹̞͔͈̝̪̞̓ͥ̉ͪ͐͂̔̌̀̕ 

[bearren-blog]

Update: he is now on the ceiling and possibly even more terrifying than before

[potatohips]

R I S E

[theshitneyspears]

How I’m going through 2019:

[heathermason1983]

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

[theluminousnight]

No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK

[missednights]

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

[hoesaekyoongi]

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

[flowerr--child]

Not even a good price ….

[theshitneyspears]

How…do you know

[whoredrigo]

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

[mens-rights-activia]

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment

[charizord]

[mayor-deer]

This is so pure I love this grandma <3

[lulz-time]

[jessicacapshaw]

[ruinedchildhood]

It (2017, dir.  Andrés Muschietti )

[maloql-deactivated20190131]

[fairytrainer]

the most iconic minute in tv history (x)

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

i understand and agree with millie bobbie brown now

[ciampi12]

I’m homophobic now too

[woodmeat]

Can i have some pussy please

[7mangoes]

damn u always asking for something….HERE

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

@Staff  you seeing this shit right here

[anxietyproblem]

[marioclash]

christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

person: god might be a woman

christians:

[bitchycode]

I got you a box

[desperate-housewives]