can anyone c me

kat

[bish0ps]

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

[bish0ps]

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

[dogpuppy]

[chips1977]

Went to the pawn shop to get my ant farm back snd they put different ants in it

[dogpuppy]

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[easel-eisel]

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

[fruitsoftheape100]

Welcome To The Penthouse Suite Of My Secxual Spire

[blemgoid]

my shift lead says im not allowed to do stealth takedowns on the clock anymore

[bpdvibess]

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

[threedollarsdotcom]

show me the law that says crime is illegal judge

[alandrosul]

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

[animentality]

[lakevida]

give me another amulet im not driving

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

[kokartus]

hello

[wariofan63]

Therapist: Donkey Kong will not briskly walk diagonally into your house. That’s just not a realistic thought.

Donkey Kong:

[sdgdfgdfsfg]

Mutuals let me smell you with my antennas