Buffoon (self diagnosed)

no. yknow what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your dansen * | Sophia, 26

[filmnoirsbian]

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

[butchniqabi]

Minotaur in his kitchen

[filmnoirsbian]

[deniselavestal-deactivated20231]

You gotta write for funsies sometimes. Everything doesn’t have to be groundbreaking. Like. Who cares if it’s a little silly it is made out of love

[ao3commentoftheday]

[only-cat-memes]

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

i’m going to start a fashion line called FAKEGEEK and its sole purpose will be to produce tshirts that will piss off nerds

[gnome-liker]

Weed strain called I love you and miss you

[wowwforever]

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[debleb]

HEARTWARMING: niche as fuck album nobody in history has ever given a shit about your online friend recommended is actually great

[partywithponies]

"Your personality comes from the way you were parented" "Your personality is inate and genetic" wrong!!!!! your personality comes from that one piece of media you were unhealthily and irreversibly obsessed with when you were 13 years old

[victusinveritas]

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.

[gallusrostromegalus]

If I may add @sgt-cookie-2's masterpiece:

[luvbites]

Looking at you

[knight--error]

why is everything a dead wife to you people.

[fangorn-forest]

my dead skateboarding cousin

[woolandflax]

Memento Throckmori

[bonnieventure]

weirdly enchanted by this

[universeleads]

The way my classes this semester look in my calendar is endlessly funny to me. Fuck man I'm sorry, I can't hang out on September 22nd, I'm so busy.

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[neelyowhora]

1960s business card

[mosscosmos]

[Image description: “Why be DIFFICULT When with just a little more effort You can be IMPOSSIBLE” End description]