~I Have No Idea What Im Doing~

✌️ & ❤️

[hum4n01df00]

You will catch me giggling over the Bridget jones films.

[guerrillatech]

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

[mutualmango]

your caption is doing numbers on copy-paste twitter

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Oof

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.

[guerrillatech]

[depsidase]

[dramatic-dolphin]

a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.

[dramatic-dolphin]

okay I found it, it's The Best Policy by Randall Garrett

and it has other gems such as "I know beyond a shadow of a doubt what every member of my race thinks of you" (they don't know you exist) and "every human knows exactly as much about the location of your home planet as I do" (nothing)

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[c3rvida3]

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

[durnesque-esque]

You say this like it didn't exist in 90s/early 2000s bathrooms. Our bathroom literally had series of pictures showing different fancy toilets hanging on the wall.

[depsidase]

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[disturbedwizzard]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[teathattast]

[brucewaynessoundingrod-deactiva]

[daloy-politsey]