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@incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes
Leonardo: Why is it your life long dream to get rid of us?!
Krang: It’s not. My life long dream is to open my own haberdashery.
The Turtles: ???
Michelangelo: What’s a haberdashery?
Krang: *scoffs* Why does everyone ask that?!
Krang: *storms off but then immediately comes back*
Krang: A haberdashery is a men’s retail store that sells men’s accessories such as wallets, buttons, coats, riBBONS AND ZIPPERS!
Krang: *storms off again*
Raphael: Today, I'm putting together a show on puns.
Raphael: It's basically a play on words.
Donatello: Irma, I need some advice.
Irma: You need advice from ME?
Donatello: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
Michelangelo: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles.
Buffy: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.
Vernon: Punch me in the face.
Raphael: ...Punch you?
Vernon: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Raphael: I always hear “punch me in the face” while you’re speaking, but it’s usually just subtext.
Michelangelo: No problemo!
Michelangelo, internally: But it was all problemo.
Leonardo: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?
Donatello: It’s 3am, please go back to sleep.
Bebop & Rocksteady: We’re not lazy, We just find it hard to put effort into things we’re not passionate about.
Shredder: What are you passionate about?
Bebop & Rocksteady: Sleeping.
Burne: That’s a bad idea.
April: It's a terrible idea, but I have faith in myself.
Krang: Just skip to the part that’s going to piss me off.
Shredder: That’s going to be all of it.
Raphael: Mona Lisa is the kindest, prettiest and smartest girl I’ve ever met! She’s the love of my life!
Donatello: She can’t be that smart if she’s dating you.
"Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?"
— Irma Langenstein
Michelangelo: Dude!
Mondo Gecko: Dude...!
Michelangelo: Dude.
Mondo Gecko: Dude!
Donatello: What a riveting conversation.
Lotus Blossom: You know you've made it when you see your face everywhere you go.
Leonardo: Those are your wanted posters.
April’s voicemail: Listen to me very carefully. I have not been taken. I know that’s always your first fear when I’m not available but this is not a Liam Neeson “Taken” scenario.
Leonardo: That’s exactly what they’d make you say.
April’s voicemail: Also, no one’s making me say this.
Tribble, looking at a bug zapper: Dask, what's that machine doing?
Dask: That's getting rid of the moths, Tribble.
Tribble: Where's it taking them?
Zak: Hell.
Kala: Don't say that, Zak.
Zak: Oh, I'm sorry. Not hell. Mexico.
Irma: I can't help you, April. I have a very full day of research ahead of me.
April: You mean watching talk shows and reading gossip magazines?
Irma: Yeah. It takes it out of you.
