Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music
most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.
my fanart of this absolute beast
Stranger Things
occasionally subtle

★

if i look back, i am lost
cherry valley forever
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
dirt enthusiast
RMH

Janaina Medeiros

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shark vs the universe

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Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

Discoholic 🪩
Claire Keane

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
d e v o n
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Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music
most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.
my fanart of this absolute beast
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
At least Hulk Hogan's dead
“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…
283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.
"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.
Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy
why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS
he’s evolving??!???!
update: there were THREE with legs in this bag and one of them was three colors instead of two. why are my gummi worms mutating
good evening to everyone EXCEPT the user who tagged this post with ‘those are his nipples’
Little sweeties.
my beautiful baby boy
ATTENTION TUMBLR
CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
Memes aside-HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOCOLATE GUY!
You are at a bar, and are asked to hook up by the person selected by this wheel. What's your response?
You'd say.....
HELL YEAH
Sure, got nothing better to do
Sorry, not my type (general demeanor, personality, etc)
Sorry, don't swing that way (wrong gender)
Just. No.
Things that actually happened throughout the Kingdom Hearts Franchise
Maleficent led a coalition of various Disney villains to conquer the worlds. Sora defeats half of them without ever learning they're working with her.
There was a big mystery about a door that no one knew how to open. 15 real-world years later, we find out it's a push door.
Jack Skellington tried to teach the Heartless to dance and almost succeeded.
There's a giant whale floating through space and it eats Sora's ship at one point.
Ariel knows how to craft magic potions and uses those to help you fight the Heartless.
The Tarzan world got decanonized so hard that there's a canon excuse to why no one mentions or remembers it.
The Olympus Titans have been free for several games but mostly just hung out in the coliseum.
Maleficent may or may not have tried to recruit the Cheshire Cat to her coalition.
Chernabog just appears as a boss and no one ever comments on it to the point that it's not even in the in-game synopsis.
Sora accidentally absorbs Kairi's heart inside his body. Later games reveal Sora has done this with several people.
At one point, there's a faction war within the Big bad's organization. One member of the traitor faction turns out to be actually be a member of the loyalist faction. But then he kills the leader of the loyalist faction because he was actually working for a secret second traitor faction.
When the big bad rebuilds his organization, he re-recruits the leaders from both traitor factions and passes on recruiting anyone from the loyalist faction.
Roxas accidentally completes an entire hero apprenticeship under Phil because Phil never bothered to look at Roxas and confirm he was the new student Hercules had recommended to him.
The underworld in Hercules and Farplain from Final Fantasy X are linked somehow because Hades managed to summon a character who dies in FFX from one of the underworld's prisons.
Ursula comes back from the dead twice with no explanation.
Maleficent once tried to turn Santa Claus into a Heartless. The plan failed because she hated the guy she was working with so much that she just left.
Time travel exists and there are set rules about the requirements to use it, the restrictions on where you can go, and what you can and cannot alter. We learn them several years after the game where Sora used time travel to save Disney Castle and he broke every single rule.
While Sora needed Merlin the Wizard to make a time portal, Pete managed to make one by getting really sad and nostalgic.
Pete got banished to another dimension because he tried to mug Minnie Mouse for artisanal ice cream.
Almost every problem encountered in Birth By Sleep is because Terra kept helping the villains.
Aqua was going to kill Cinderella's step-mother and step-sisters and the Fairy Godmother had to stop her.
Because of Sora's tendency to keep other's hearts inside himself, his body once took on the appearance of another person and gained its own separate personality from both Sora and the person it looked like.
Part of the big bad's plot to obtain Kingdom Hearts involved sending his disembodied soul back in time to give himself the power to travel forward in time.
The big bad's plot also required him to fail to obtain Kingdom Hearts four separate times.
Scar was so evil that when he died, he resurrected as a Heartless that kept his original appearance. Then his ghost continued to haunt the savanna.
The Heartless once tried to steal Winnie the Pooh's storybook.
Sora travels with a clone of Jack Sparrow that is made of the same white crabs that Calypso turns into.
Stitch appears in Hollow Bastion, trips a security system, gives Sora his summon token, fights alongside various Final Fantasy protagonists, and then vanishes from the story.
Sephiroth is the physical manifestation of Cloud's darkness. Despite the implications, Sephiroth is not a Heartless. Tifa meanwhile is implied to be the manifestation of Cloud's light.
Maleficent is killed near the end of KH1. However the mobile game reveals that she actually sent herself back in time. When she comes back to life in KH2, she actually was sent back to the future.
The cursed Aztec treasure from Pirates of the Caribbean turned into a Heartless.
The big bad's organization tried to recruit Sora and Riku. When that failed, they recruited clones of them.
One member of the organization looks like an evil Sora. He is NOT the Sora clone.
Terra fused with a suit of armor out of pure hatred for the big bad.
Your player character in the mobile game dies and is reincarnated as the big bad.
One game introduces monsters called Dream Eaters. It later turns out these monsters are the souls of child soldiers who died in an ancient keyblade war.
At one point, Sora and Riku arrive in the middle of the plot of The World Ends With You.
Goofy knows how to use a computer.
The synopsis journal for KH1 gets erased, becomes sentient, and starts writing cryptic messages inside itself. Mickey decides the best way to figure out what is going on is to make a digital copy of the journal and have a digital copy of Sora fight the corrupted data in the journal.
They did indeed put bugs in Riku.
Feel free to expand on this
Does anyone know what whinings this is about?
Goku hates Israel
Sneak peeks of what we’re working on! Art by our wonderful animator, Avian Anderson.
Love,
Zof
any updates on this
Please please please don't click those phishing texts
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”
This post has been UwU-ified!
i feel dirty after reading that
do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO
i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you
When is it my turn to be happy.
As of Jan 21st, 2025, a full copy of the constitution is no longer available on whitehouse.gov. I feel like this is a good time to remind everyone that the biggest threat to authoritarianism and facism is a well educated and informed population. Inform yourself and fight.
a copy of the document can still be found on the archives website. I think now is probably a good time to read it if you haven't and download it, incase it is erased from here as well.
https://constitutioncenter.org/media/files/constitution.pdf
the literal only funny tags on this entire post